Pretty (Cheap!) Dress

jump on it

2012-01-24T07:08:00.015-06:00

Awards season is upon us. Well, actually it's up on us, as in already here and so succeeds (naturally) my top Five Picks for Best Dressed, Golden Globes 2012. While there were some definite misses (huH?! Sarah Michelle Gellar) and 'been there, done that' copycats, the following is a list of fresh frocks and in turn, fresh and feeling it faces.

Evan Rachel Wood in Gucci

Wow. Just wow. While this dress by Gucci very well could have walked itself on and off the red carpet, ERW scored big in this number attending the GG's for The Ides of March. While I wish the actress and her bust had a bit more to offer, I really shouldn't dog the mere accomplishment in snagging this piece and undoubted millinia of manpower in creating this work of art. Big up's on that one, ERW, and I'm not jealous AT ALL you also snagged my boyfriend --I-don't-even-care-if-it-was-your-job!

Emma Stone in Lanvin

I have to be honest on this one: I wasn't instantly taken aback by this snapshot, but upon further review, I need to get my eyes checked! A soft pink palette complexion, piercing blue eyes, and personality plus for days, all E. Stone does is win, win, win. (To further argue the defense, I've never seen her look bad.) I will say, the most intriguing and unexpected detail of this dress is the belt! A hint of shine, the reinforcement of youth and stature--Emma Stone's already been here. She's just sayin' she's not going anywhere. ..I'm also not mad at you EStone for jumping my boyfriend's bones in Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Lea Michelle in Marchesa

This mega-Marchesa also could have slinky-ed on and off the carpet. I loved this dress for the liquid-like depth and perception it brought the eye, obvious craftsmanship, and confidence Lea Michelle works in all her gowns as she is often a best dressed. To my knowledge, she hasn't done it with my boyfriend and I'd like to keep it that way, LM. You hear me?!?

(Nonetheless, insert requisite Hot RG picture)

Sofia Vergara in Vera Wang

Fortunate for the fishtail gown (and the leering public eye), this fashion has been scooped up and owned by some of H town's hottest Latin ladies. Penelope Cruz, Salma Hayek and now Sofia Vergara work these curves like no else can. This Vera Wang option is quite unique given the many facets in the tail. I would have liked to see a little more effort with her hair as this straight, over the shoulder is a daily look, but past the curves, no one seems to notice or care.

Zooey Deschanel in Prada

Zooey Deschanel is famous for marrying (and divorcing) Ben Gibbard, lead singer of Death Cab for Cutie, releasing this amazingly sweet New Years Eve video she made with dreamboat Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and an incessant supply of short, shift/cocktail/tea length dresses. Whatever her reasoning for the plus and minus of all the above, I like it! The fresh lime green and black combo, detail cutouts, topped by her trademark voluminous do' display a natural growth pattern and I can't wait to see what other changes she has in mind.

Check out my Pinterest boards for more PCD style likes and check back for more red carpet picks. Until then, I have but one question:

"Is Ryan going to be there?!?"

gettastepin'

2011-12-31T09:10:00.006-06:00

"Good evening, and welcome to the last post of 2011."

Ha! How timely is that?!

Aight, so, yesterday, I realized I need to write some mo'. Some people have told me I need to write some mo'--er, I might have even made that up in my own mind as well, but from what I understand,

1. You just gotta do it,

2. Practice makes for better posts,

3. I think we spend entirely too much time making others happy when, when we ourselves are happy and satisfied, so is your whole world bc they don't have to deal w your 'un-happy' shit.

At times, I've racked my little brain over "What do my two RANDOM readers (and two best friends who read:) want to see when they Stumble Upon my blog??" Most likely they are looking for a specific outfit, outing, dress or address to a dress, and sometimes I realize/remember 'I can do that! I can so do that!' And that makes me happy.

I'm looking to speak to a specific reader, and if that ain't you, gettastepin'.

Now, what do I talk about now that I cleared the room...?

Oh, yeah! And if you don't step like this, ---that's cool.

hostess with the mostest

2011-06-26T22:58:00.004-05:00

"Good evening, and welcome to the First Post of 2011." (That was to be read in your favourite awards show host voice--my pick would be Jimmy Fallon.)

While I would love to continue on with the ceremonious introduction of agenda, guest stars, and one-liners, it's late and admittedly, PCD is tired. There is one thing, however, I wanted to relay besides a gaggle of new information I have recently been refreshed on.

There's a long and short side of it--but basically, PCD got a new j-o-b! PCD got a really neat and exciting new j-o-b, and unfortunately, PCD isn't quite comfortable nor at liberty to go into detail about said job, but just know, she gets to wear more than a baby doll t-shirt to work now. She gets to entertain prominent and professional city 'celebs' while representing and relaying first-hand information on behalf the most recognizable public entity in her great state... It's big shoes to fill, and while indeed new stomping ground for PCD, it should come as no surprise to Secret Employer I do love shoes. And stomping about.
Ok, ok. A brief/rough draft outline of a couple topics I want to address in coming posts:

1. PCD's Monday-Friday Outfit 'Planning' Theory

2. Learning the Hard Way: Defining What IS An Appropriate Wardrobe For Work

3. (Reading &) Translating How to Win Friends & Influence People into your closet

4. *Don't Forget About Your Favourite Song Because The Answer To All Your Issues Can Be As Catchy As That.

--*That last one is a teaser to myself for my next post!

In the words of AbsolutelyRachel: "Yayayayayayay!"

loosen up your buttons, babe

2010-10-01T13:18:00.000-05:00

I am often asked "Wherever did you find that?!" of my unique, one of a kind pieces. I have a saying, "There can only be one. And it has to be mine." Such treasures come via endless searching, as my mother would say, "A 'gettin' place...", and pure happenstance. If you find yourself rather endlessly unlucky, do not fret. A less than special blacket can go chic with one interchange: buttons.

A simple search and score at your local craft store, a needle, thread and thirty minutes of your time is all you need. (left, Set of three found at Joann Fabric, $2.09)

Tres Chic Bonus Points: Go green with ebay! (After all, you are recycling!) King of unique and one-of-a kind pieces, and often times, the price is so right. (right, 24 pcs. $.99)

Indeed, buttons and more importantly button holes come in different sizes. Before you fall hard for something that won't work, measure the area or simply compare (or be aware) what you're looking for.

Thirty minutes of your time. Check out this how-to video for those that don't believe me. (Video less than three minutes :)

Happy Fall, Y'all!

2010-09-30T14:43:00.003-05:00

I've been sporting blazers, jackets and the like forever. They are my crack. My addiction. My favourite thing of Fall. It seems as if no two are the same. The cut can change, the hang, the collar, the colour, the accessories; blazers/jackets--should we call them "blackets"??, can make an outfit--be all you need to toss on when walking out the door.
If you'll notice the clean sillouette of my samples; look for creams and camels and a special piece that pops of colour.

Casual Jackets by Moschino
Mules & Clogs by Dolce Vita

quick look: loving layers

2010-09-29T12:40:00.003-05:00

I am loving this Vivienne Westwood shirt-dress ($565). It hits sophisticated prepster notes yet allows for a feminine touch. While it is an original and one of a kind, a re-creation is doable. I've shown shirt/top options but do go all the way if you are able to find appropriate dresses.

More Old Navy...

More French Connection...

ShopStyle

"Starting Over, Yet Again"

2010-09-29T12:31:00.002-05:00

I'm not sure what you want to hear, dear reader. That I am super regretful I have not posted in such a long while? How I have in fact, composed a few posts (which I like to call 'composting'--) except that I never actually get far enough to hit the post button for you to read it...!? Or explain that there are many conditions to which I write: Good music flowing in my ears, ample time and energy to research, absorb, and regurgitate, and of course fresh and fevering style. As Michael Ventura writes in his column, Letters at 3 A.M.: Beginnings, "You don't write for yourself. You write to communicate something to someone worth talking to." And so, if it weren't for or in spite of all of these things, a half-ass post just wouldn't be my style.

So there's inspiration, compilation, termination--sometimes the piece is just shit; self doubt and remorse for time wasted, the empty calories that entertained along the way--and those guys can be long term. Some 500-words and re-writes later, (and hours! Oh, you hours) it starts to make sense.

I would say the same of people and experiences. Sometimes you're not sure of someone or something and there's no time to figure it out, so you just do it. Or you don't and all you're left with is wondering what might have been. There's the first time you meet, the moments shared learning one another and then comes the decision of how's it going to be. If it's not what you want, inevitably comes the 3 A.M. combo kick of self doubt-remorse-and why did I just eat that bag of chips?!
"I could not understand and admit that I was terrified," Ventura writes. "Not of failure. Of exposure."

I decided a long time ago I wouldn't let those I love walk away without knowing so. I think the hardest part is allowing these things in and out and of course, sharing the sentiment. There are many ways to do this but my favourite, and most baring, is with a Pretty Cheap Dress.

Thank you for reading, for your kind and encouraging words, and continued support! I love you! I do! I do! I do! -

-PCD

Oh, snap!

2010-08-04T14:59:00.002-05:00

I'm still here!
Oh, snap!
Everything I like ends up selling out!
Oh, snap!
Look what I saw!

More Asos...

More Gap...

More Asos...

Oh, you better snap it up!

xo's
PCD

What Would Frida Kahlo Do?

2010-06-11T23:13:00.004-05:00

Ok, whew, I have to breathe now.
This is video is courtesy this source. (I have to give credit where credit's due, yes?) And while I empathize with a genuine fear of snakes, you have to give it to Mrs. Salma Hayek-Pinault for rising above (literally) any limitations a pair of stacked heals would have when encountering said snake.

Maybe the saying should be "How many people can Maya Rudolph hold on her leg?"

PCD Goes to the Beach

2010-05-12T15:48:00.009-05:00

Whoo hoo!
Don't you just want to yell out whoo hoo! sometimes?! The first whoo hoo! is because I have the day off! The second whoo hoo! is because my momma blessed me with great hair. If it weren't for the fact that a brush must touch my head for normal hygienic maintenance, I'm not kidding when I say, it wouldn't need it. (I had a guy once say "It's not fair. Your hair is like, perfect." And yes, he is/was straight.) The third whoo hoo!, is I have been inspired to write and have a great post topic. Now it's your turn to whoo hoo!
As you know, here I am. I am here. I finally broke down my moving boxes, so I guess this means I am staying here.
For the lazy clickers, Austin has always been my getaway, vay-cay town, so you must understand, I have been in no hurry to wear it out as I have opted to let the city happen to me and therefore have only been out a handful of times.
On an early outing, I somehow recognized the backside of a friend walking downtown, and sure enough it was. (Mind you, I know four people in this city.)
On my next outing, a solo movie jaunt (I wanted to see Hot Tub Time Machine, damnit!), I recognized a kickball team mate while standing in line.
And en route to girls brunch, a friend and I realized we were talking about the same person, who so happened to be at brunch.
I'm thinking, 'It really is a small world...' but here's where it gets even stranger. On a privileged (and well received) Friday afternoon, a visiting friend and I journeyed to the storied and yet-to-be-discovered Hippie Hollow. Just what is Hippie Hollow, you ask? I will not scorn you for not clicking here (warning) and instead, naturally, just tell you what it is. It is--and I quote, "a clothing optional" beach.
Now, there are a couple things that come to mind in that short quip of information, the first and most important on an already hot and lazy afternoon, the mere idea of an easy access beach in Austin. The second enticement for this impromptu trip, is the fact I can just walk in and tan the upper two feet of my legs?!, and third perk, cheers!-ing my fellow Fort Worthian friend on our courageous feat.
Maybe I am a little spoiled when I think of beach:

And admittedly, a little uncomfortable when we settle on this:
...nevermind the ahem, handful of naked people hiking aboot.
Now, I've said this about crackheads in scary neighbourhoods: "They don't want me, Molly. They want crack," and I'll venture to guess the same goes for nudists: they want their own crack, all to themselves, and in any case, I have no crack to offer.
What I do have, however, is the opposite of nakedness: that would be great style as I have been complimented by an equal number of strangers for my taste and aesthetic.

Back to Hippie Hollow (but, not anytime soon), fortunately, the patrons are sparse in number (but not necessarily in weight) and more than kind and genuinely friendly.
One of the finer perks being new to Austin (and as a visitor to a nudey 'beach') is being anonymous, or so I thought, as low and behold, I recognize a fellow Fort Worthian, on this Friday afternoon, at this one hot spot in the ATX, at this moment in time.
What is the moral of the story?? I've said it time and again, put your clothes on people!, even if the occasion calls for otherwise and even if it seems a random and insignificant place on Earth. Of all the things to be known for, I write to say nakedness or poor taste when clothing is optional, just won't work.

These are the clothes I'd like to see you in.

Skinny Denim by McQ by Alexander McQueen
Wedges by Me Too

*Note: No, Mother. No Fort Worthian's got naked on this trip.

Free My Love

2010-04-28T12:48:00.002-05:00

I sooo do not want to do this. No, not blog. I do not want to write to tell you I am letting go of not one, but two of my favourite shirts. Releasing this information to you is what's going to get me out the door and off to Goodwill.
But it's ok. I've adopted a few upgrades through the years, including two DVF vintage pieces(seen at both ends) and an awesome reversible Volcom I picked up in Malibu this last vacation, any of which are excellent go-to's.

The Volcom (third from left) has to be one of my favourite pieces ever; 1. it's reversible--two completely different looks and effects in one.

2. The fact that it is reversible means any which way you expose the other side, allows the shirt that many more dimensions. Rolling the sleeves (as shown), buttoned vs. unbuttoned, tucked vs. untucked; I realize I am stating many obvious ways one can sport their wear, but there are not a lot of pieces that still accomplish a put together look--just by putting it on!

I should add I have practically lived in these tops this entire spring season. Shorts. Tights. Running shorts. Yep, that's about it. And many heads have turned. The trick, thus far, is in the accessories, which I have paired the aforementioned with any number of the items seen below.

Excuse me while I kiss the screen. Ijustlove'emsomuch!
Clockwise: Vintage Lucite clutch, Madeline Stuart Low heel, Vintage gold speckle irregular bracelet, black leather belt w/ tortoise spacers.

My favourite line in Sex & the City, The Movie, is when Carrie unveils the dress she "will marry Big in." When her audience is less than thrilled, her response, "Oh, I'm gonna merch-andise it up--styyle it up with some shoes."

The simplest, and often times most flattering, best double-duty option is in the shoes. Why? You have to wear shoes (or not you, Sus); you at least have to wear shoes to receive service and appropriate attention. Why not wear contemporary, comfortable, fashionable shoes which exercise and elongate the leg? Any range of the wedge is money this season: one inch and up, a stacked platform, closed or open-toe, designers have created many beautiful options this season to easily kick up your step.

More Prada...

Pick up on unique attributes such as hardware, luxe textiles, or shiny patent leather...should one even imagine if all of this can be rolled into one?!

As for the rest of your hardware, consider your accessories fair game: there need not be a special occasion to display something you have set aside. Short jaunts to the grocery store, errands about town, picking up the kids from school; each are opportunities to get comfortable with your accoutrements and exercise normal wear and tear. Besides, favourites rarely remain so left on a hanger or dresser top.
Now, get out there and free the love!

To The Moon

2010-04-06T13:10:00.006-05:00

I'm supposed to talk about style, right??

As per my last entry, I informed ye few readers of my move. I did it! I'm here! In the sweet and stylin' capital city of my state, Austin, Texas.

When I made the decision/announcement, several folks asked "Why the move?" I had/have several answers/responses: "I am ready for a change." "I love Austin!" "My home is not my home anymore..." But my favourite, "Because I can."

This last one was kind of a hit or miss depending whom I spoke with. Some people got it--almost said it before I even had the chance to, and others, it didn't seem to settle well, so I opted for any of the other "I-know-you-will-accept-this" answers. Maybe it was the resolute in my tone or that fact that it is a fact and there was nothing to argue with.

Granted, it might have come across as a challenge: I am telling you I am doing this, you are telling me...really, there is nothing to say except "Good luck" or riddance.

I should say this all started January 31. I was watching The Biggest Loser when I remembered I forgot the Cowtown Marathon was coming up. Shoot! I wanted to do that! (the half marathon, that is,) went to look it up and whaduyaknow, the thing was exactly one month from the following day. I consulted my trainer, "Do you think I can do it?", got permission, and awoke the next morning at 5 a.m. for my first day of training.

A few things: I'd not run more than 5 miles since high school, not seen (nor thought about) 5 a.m. since---.... and "my trainer" is my friend so she is supposed to tell me I can do anything.

But I said in my mind I wanted to do it, I'd now said aloud I wanted to do it, apparently, 400 pound people would love to do it, by golly, I am going to do it.

And I did.

My first goal was to just finish, which I later learned is the only goal one should have when attempting such a feat. My second goal was to not get injured. You may think "You're just running, right?" Right, but you can twist your ankle by simply stepping wrong, get shin splints, which are gifts from the devil!, and get crippling cramps which can cause any of the aforementioned troubles, not to mention the need for proper nutrition leading up to the race. (Mind you, all of these things can happen when training, which, talk about commitment.)

My third goal was loose: finish under three hours (I know!) and my fourth was completely bonus: do not stop.

Now, I've talked a lot of shit in my life. You name it, I've said I can or would do it. (Ask my mother.) She would probably agree that four "goals" is the equivalent of landing on the moon for JMA. But, when it came to the week of my run, it was time to tell my father.

It's not so much that this was a great revelation but rather, once he knows, there is no turning back.

His first response, a hint of doubt: "Can you do that??" and an affirming second, "I'll be there."

There was a belated third response in which he voiced valid concerns and a request for me not to do the run. I had nothing to say. I mean, I can't promise anything (clearly). I'd not done this or anything like it before, so what could I say? But at this point, all that was in my mind was "I am going to do it." And that's what I did.

I'll spare you race details and leave you with the fact that I loved every minute of it. Anyone can do it. Everyone should do it.

And I made, or broke, every goal.

I suppose I am telling you this because while I write to say your sense of style speaks of who you are, sometimes it can be just enough to get you out the door and onto your next feat of who or what you want to be.

That and "I am going to do it" and/or "Don't tell me what to do..."

From Austin, Texas, I leave you with the parting words of my dear brother, Vincent:

"Take a chance! After all, if you don't take a chance, all you've lost...is the chance."

-Pretty Cheap Dress (just received her first stylin' compliment:)

More Adventurous

2010-03-16T20:09:00.000-05:00

"I read with every broken heart, we should become more adventurous..."

-Rilo Kiley, "More Adventurous"
---
I'm not in love. Haven't been for a long time.
I remember, one time, being in love. Or thinking I was. And talking it over with my Heidi, or not, as we sat in silence debating the trivialization of it all.
She finally broke the silence and made the most sense one could make of unrequited love: "Loving someone is a compliment."
There may or may not have been more to it, but that single statement has stuck with me ever since. Sure, we can do the whole "Everything happens for a reason," or even "Love will find a way..." but when I think back to the situation, in all it's good and bad, I realize that that journey was an adventure.
I don't regret 'complimenting' anyone, or any others, but I do regret not becoming more adventurous ever since.
You should know I am making a great move, literally, in order to do so. No, I am not chasing it, or running from it, but rather looking to love it. More.

Brain Damage

2010-02-21T15:26:00.001-06:00

What is the name of my blog again?
Yeah, I forgot too.
And yes, I know, the Grammys were like, so long ago, but there are two things I have noticed after the fact.
1. February's edition of InStyle Magazine featured Anne Hathaway wearing the same Bottega Venetta dress Sandra Bullock wore to the Golden Globes.
2. Kim Kardashian first wore the same Brian Lichtenberg dress for her birthday soiree in October that Lindsey Lohan sported at a Globes after-party with one major edit: she sported said frock on her head.
3. What does this have to do with anything about the Grammys? Pretty much nothing except to reinforce that when I do post something on my blog, it is in effort to bring forth useful information.
Confused? Good, because I was going for the 'If you can't convince them, confuse them' ploy.

Winner of a whopping four grammys, Album of the Year recipient Taylor Swift in an off-shoulder blue sparkle by KaufmanFranco. The most interesting element of this dress was the back: the shoulder straps were held by a thin, horizontal-continuous strap across her back from the shoulders. (I've been unable to locate a picture, natch!)

My girl B set record by receiving six grammys. She had nearly the same number dress changes, all by different designers, this here by Stephane Rolland. B typically opts for the mother/daughter design of their House of Derion but I'm glad she ventured to show her couture clout. I should add her ceremony dress was by Armani Prive--was a short sleeved/length number, and made one wonder if she was comfortable. There was not one spot left unlinked and I was curious how B's booty was handling.

Super Trendsetter Rihanna looked a little like Santa Claus in her Elie Saab gown but I did like the basic dress: floating chiffon length, mache heavy shoulders, and the extra-room to breathe fabric in the hips.

Miley Cyrus was age appropriate in a teal Herve Leger by Max Azria and gladiator sandals. Notice the closely knit bands that are separated by small lace connectors. At first look, the dress seems heavy but notice she balanced it well with exposed legs and solid gladiator sandals.
Heidi Klum in an Emilio Pucci mini with long sleeves and Jimmy Choo shoes.

All winners in this shot: at Clive Davis's annual pre-Grammy bash, Katy Perry in Georges Chakra, Taylor Swift in Collette Dinnigan, Rihanna and Fergie in Zuhair Murad.

Who can forget the year's walking art installation, the ever impressive Lady Gaga who wore Georgio Armani, maker of several of her looks of the eve. I thought grammys supported peace; Lady showed up and shined with a multi-spiked--and dangerous in her own hand, star.
I think most commendable is that she can walk in (and some would argue on) anything.
And yes, she is supposed to look like a drag queen. It was a shout out.
So, what is the useful information in this year's, er, month's post? Respect the dress, have fun with your look, but don't let it all go to your head.

Long Live McQueen!

2010-02-12T18:11:00.000-06:00

...That's supposed to look like a heart.

Ruffling it?

2010-01-19T20:30:00.002-06:00

So, we went from bowtential to ruffling it? I am lost on the looks as seen at this years Golden Globes as seriously, there were few and far between that announced "I have arrived" or "Watch out world!" Instead, for some, the message was "Watch out world for I have arrived in ruffles."
Let us get clear on just what the Golden Globes are about: a televised awards ceremony of international recognition across all forms of visual media voted by the Hollywood Foreign Press. Writers, watchers, casters, directors, producers and of course paparazzi galore: if ever there is an opportunity to make a first and lasting impression, I would argue it is here. It is also here which tends to predict future wins so why not practice a winning look?
And so, it is here I will attempt to make argument of what to look forward to in the coming award shows. I just really hope it's not ruffles.
Let us begin with What Not To Look Forward To:

Diane Kruger in Christian Lacroix

Jennifer Morrison for House

Heidi Klum in Roberto Cavalli

Julianne Moore in Balenciaga

Nicole Kidman in Nina Ricci

Chloe Sevigny in Valentino

Kristina Hendricks from Mad Men in Christian Soriano

I really don't want to bash what could very well total more than what I earned last year, so I'm not going to. But I do hope you have noticed a constant fail in what I have listed above: the importance of a proper fit for a given body type and that not all trends are for everyone. (That would be the pastel palettes in addition to the ruffles.)

Let's now look to those that did it right.

Drew Barrymore in Atelier Versace

While this was originally one of my least favourite looks of the evening, I can't help but give the girl props for wearing it well. Barrymore has not fallen into a predictable niche and in addition, she lent a classic goddess glow to an avant garde, one of a kind piece.

Penelope Cruz in Georgio Armani Prive

There was not a more fitting gown at the Globes. The elastic bands ensured her womanly shape, while the lace applique added a romantic touch. I am not typically a fan of a fishtail train, but this dress top to bottom did it for me. The side swept hair and sun-kissed skin, ahh. BTW, word is she obtained much of that glow hanging on the beach with her main squeeze Javier Bardem.

Marion Cotillard Christian Dior Couture

Another dress I was not an instant fan of, but maybe the deep green shade is seeping sense into my brain as this gown manages to lend a clean drape and yet modern details. If there is one thing I do not like in what is supposed to be a classy gown, it is a hip-nearing slit. However, this gown keeps it clean with the lace inset. Plus, you gotta give it to her: the woman is French. She knows what's up.

Kate Hudson in Marchesa

The first picture is what most of the public saw when guests' first arrived to a rain-drenched red carpet; the second was what Marchesa intended for the gown. I really am loving this second silhouette but feel it would have been more fitting for another event.

Zoe Saldana in Louis Voutton

If I must concede to A ruffle, I suppose Zoe Saldana had the pick of the litter. I did enjoy the many shades and shadows this dress cast but do feel it needed to be a bit more fitted in the bust.

Julia Roberts in Vintage YSL

A simply comfortable black dress, this H town veteran hit all the right notes with this long sleeve winner. Notice her pumps are patent, which helps to contrast against the matte fabric. The brushed gold Van Cleef & Arpels necklace with Citrine and Diamond stones was the right pop of color. There was a mention of expecting the dress to continue as a full length gown; either way, it would have worked. I believe it was actually a save considering the rain.

As for what to look forward to in coming award shows, I expect we will see more bold jewel tones and/or coloured stones. If ruffles is where's it at, I do hope tailors will edit for the fit and hang.

Until then, yee explicit haw.

A, ahem, 10

2009-12-29T21:22:00.003-06:00

A decade ago, I graduated high school. Shit. A lot was supposed to happen in that time, and I suppose a lot did...to me.

Sometime, thereafter the year of Y2K and Justin Timberlake, my friends and I realized a lot more had changed than our taste in boys. We had grown from wine coolers to beer, fast food to faster and cheaper food (enter advent of the 99 cent menu), and so, so did our waistlines.
This last bit of information was realized and exclaimed for all to know when Heidi and Autumn went shopping one day. While I wasn't there to witness Heidi's shock and disappointment in accomplishing "A TEN?! A mother f*cking TEN??!" I empathize accordingly in this next attempt: whittling down a decades' worth of music to a mere ten.

While not the most radical decade (the sixties) or most electrifying (the eighties), it was, however, as if "those two babies met..."--insert linked scene of Pineapple Express, in which James Franco explains said title. (Franco, ever the intellect, dug deep for this role and therefore scene, and quite honestly, I've not seen a funnier or simpler mergence of nouns.)

So, I give this decade a ten. Ten for the steady maturation of our musical predecessors and to those who influenced a few new kids along the way. A ten to the industry for embracing the many new modes of technology and a big up to the artists who realized you can't put a price on the sound of music. We are after all, by nature, a rogue generation.

So here goes an equal effort in sizing up the most excellent of the decade into ten.
A Mother F*cking Ten.

1) Everything In It's Right Place, Kid A (2000) Radiohead
Synthetic twists, back beat, and a falsified Thom Yorke telling us "Everything (is) in it's right place..." The fourth disc from the acclaimed Brit band, Kid A came to the American public after Yorke expressed open dismay believing his songs had become "background noise: all the sounds you made, that made you happy, have been sucked dry by everything they meant." He suffered writers block and the group differed on the direction of their next release, but eventually agreed on the revolutionary and experimental sound. Yorke introduces us to his new sound, cooing "Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon..." But something tells you, this is the perfect lemon aid.

2) Don't Know Why, Come Away With Me (2002) Norah Jones
A request or command, the sultry-sweet Norah Jones stole our hearts with her debut album, Come Away With Me. A stand alone channeling jazz, soul and a hint of country with mainstream pop criteria, Jones managed to score five Grammy's in 2003, and two more for subsequent releases proving the decade would have been unmemorable without her. Just as gently as she knows how, "Don't Know Why" answers the most difficult questions of the heart. To have her sound is as if Patsy Cline and Etta James are in your living room, but allowing plenty of room for more.

3) Neon Bible, Neon Bible (2007) Arcade Fire
One of the greatest contributions to the decade was the growing reception to musics' newest and possibly least understood genre: indie rock. Independent rock is just that: a grassroots, underground effort in which the artist seeks to maintain full control, minus the man. The funny thing about indie rock is often times a chicken and egg argument: who and what came first if it's all independent? While Arcade Fire wasn't the first of their genre, they have succeeded in attaining relative commercial success finding their way on numerous Album of the Year lists. In their sophomore release and 2007 title track, Arcade Fire set to challenge what we had always believed to be true, chanting "Not much chance for survival/if the neon bible is right."

4) Beautiful Day, All That You Can't Leave Behind (2000) U2
If Bono says it, it must be right, right? Penned detailing a man "who has lost everything but still finds joy in what he does have," All That You Can't Leave Behind blasted a seemingly cryptic message better felt after the 9/11 attacks. Released a full year prior, "Beautiful Day" was the first album single making it no secret the group sought to "reapply as the best band in the world." Maybe they were asking for our hand, but the American public needed theirs with the November 2001 release of "Walk On". A bitter reminder of our national heartache, "Beautiful Day" reminds it's one you must admit gets better with Bono.

5) Maps, Forever To Tell (2003) Yeah Yeah Yeahs
There is a scene from the movie Swimfan in which the stalker (female) antagonist loses 'control' thereby informing her lover unbeknownst "You love me! I know it!" While Maps isn't exactly psychotic, it's the same desperate intensity that Karen O begs you to understand. Craddled with an evenly controlled tempo and electric rift, Karen O's voice dances on the edge of crazy, but it's just crazy enough to lose control.

6) Say, Continuum, Special Ed. (2007) John Mayer
In 2007, Rolling Stone named Mayer one of the "New Guitar Gods" along with John Fusciante, and Derek Trucks. In Malcom Gladwell's 2008 book Outliers, the author suggests--along with a handful of other arguments, no less than 10, 000 hours are committed before one becomes the best his trade. At one point, Mayer declared "Gravity" as his most important work; at another, "Say" was his most prized piece. But Mayer would most likely agree, it is a constant state of dissatisfaction which credits him one of the best of the decade.

7) The Seed (2.0), Phrenology (2002) The Roots, featuring Cody ChestnuTT
An audio visual to the miracle of life (fairly P.C. even so), The Roots laid it on us in 2002 with "The Seed (2.0)". While the entitled album is in reference to the pseudoscience, "The Seed" details a literal effort in creating rock & roll. But we are forced to ask: can one borne rock & roll? Rhetorical or otherwise, The Roots are brilliant lyrical masters and bang it out with each beat of this song.

8) Single Ladies (Put A Rind On It), I Am...Sasha Fierce (2009) Beyonce
Destiny's Child is to Beyonce as Beyonce is to Diva. Er, something like that. That is, the redefining of the best. I find it practically impossible to settle on one frickin' song this woman popularized and it is the simple fact that this particular album has been nominated for 10 (count 'em) ten Academy Awards that I have selected "Single Ladies" as the best of the decade. Beyonce is the epitome of commitment and hard work and to achieve that alone is something fierce.

9) Seven Nation Army, Elephant (2003) The White Stripes
A rift you want to learn, a rift you practice air guitar the moment it comes on. Suddenly, you're Meg White--foot stomping, arms flailing about; then Jack, fist-ro-phone mic, singin' "a seven nation army couldn't hold me doowwn..." A tune in which multiple body parts uncontrollably function? Yeah, it's like that. This lo-fi duo out of Detroit packed a punch in 2003 serving up the Grammy winning album and best Rock Song of the year. While Jack White has since moved on to The Raconteurs and more recently The Dead Weather, the twosome left plenty of room for others proving it takes far less to uncontrollably function.

10) Spirit on the Water, Modern Times (2006) Bob Dylan
According to RS and esteemed voters, Dylan had two placements on the "50 Best Albums of the Decade" as did U2, Jay-Z, Kanye West, The White Stripes, Outkast, and Radiohead. Only difference is, Dylan was on the scene before any of these kids could even spell "U2". Dylan proved top of his game with the 2006 release of Modern Times, an astute throw-back of sorts enveloped in an irony clad, matter of fact title. There may be three chords to the song (I actually don't even know what a musical chord is...) but it's enough to put you cheek to cheek with your love, present or past. That's the charm of Bob Dylan or Robert Alan Zimmerman or any other pseudonym he chooses. It's still him. And he's still for you and me.

*Alternate (C'mon! It's my favourite song ever!)

11) Clocks, A Rush Of Blood to the Head (2002) Coldplay
The opening solo is enough to send me into fits. There is a strange buoyancy teasing in the rift like a euphoric bubble allowing you to drown and ingest all it's glory. Originally thought to be another Brit export or even Radiohead knockoff, Coldplay was coined "melodramatic", and even further so "depressing". But when the group returned with Rush of Blood to the Head, and front man Chris Martin answered critics with "Clocks", a lot more than identity was defined. "A lot of people think that I write depressing songs. If I were depressed, then I never would have written 'Clocks'." Whatever the outlook, "Clocks" went on to beat out Outkast's foot-stomping, finger-snapping "Hey Ya!" winning Record of the Year (Grammy's, 2003).

Now, who's ready for more?
Cheers! to the New Year!

-PCD

Do you realize...

2009-12-16T20:47:00.003-06:00

...that you are reading a one year old? Er, rather that a Pretty Cheap Dress is one year old today? :)

Yes, indeedee folks, it was one year ago today Pretty Cheap Dress and your host awoke awfully early in the a.m. for absolutely no reason at all. Shortly thereafter did it occur to me this statement was and is in fact untrue as, since I was awake and accomplishing nothing, why not partake in my favourite past-time, writing? It was as if something else in me woke and sought to get out and as the saying goes "No sleep for the restless." (Wait, looks like I just made that up too.)

And really, that sums up PCD: something I came up with at a time I didn't know why or exactly what for.
In light of said celebration, AbsolutelyRachel and I went to our favourite city secret for some Christmas shopping.

"Oh my gosh, Rach! Look at this sweater!," I said displaying a strange, seasonal find.

"Perfect for an Ugly Christmas Sweater Par~tee!" she chimed, followed by "Geez. Everyone's been to an Ugly Christmas Sweater Party this year but me..." (Personally, I would substitute "Fun" for "ugly", but that's just me.)

I informed her everyone but we as I have not been to an "Ugly" or "Fun" Christmas Sweater Party, ever.

I also have not been in or to half the "parties" I have outfitted; yet, this fact does not stop one from the belief and discovery of something good, even at times, before such ever exists.
I am not sure where this sense of hope comes from or just how to instill it, but do know we all need a little encouragement along the way.
To cite my brother, Vincent, a most fearless individual, wise beyond his years: "It's amazing to think how much would change if you would just do it."
You, me, we.
Here's to the Fun Christmas Sweater Parties yet to come and all the Pretty Cheap Dresses along the way.

Truly,

A Pretty Cheap Dress

Echo (echo)

2009-11-17T20:47:00.006-06:00

Just saw this on a commercial. Yeah, it came with a lot more information about a new disc, "best selling artist", la-la-la, and for a second, it reminded me of the last bit of news I heard about Leona. Pretty sad, actually. Some crazed fan was at her autobiography book signing, let the crazy get to him. All we know is poor, pretty Mrs. Leona Lewis was signing Mr. Fans' book, when he reached up and decked her! Punched her in the eye! I'd never heard such a thing aside from when this episode went down with John Stossel, but he was asking for it. Note to Mr. Fan: "I keep bleeding love..." is not only a lyric but a metaphor, fool!
As I was saying, I saw this on the commercial. What is this, you say? This is in reference to her top or the top of her top and how familiar it looks...to me and maybe a handful of other people.

This pic and product isn't the best rendition of what I had in mind, but it is what I had to make it work. I created this piece as one of my final garments for Project Make last year. I originally had tons of the white material--a heavy cross-hatch weave that ended up being more difficult to manage than originally considered. Given conditions, I decided to use the blue suede yoke for a softer touch and add contrast to the piece. But, imagine if you can, the white points to the left and right of the piece...Yep, they were originally where Leona's are.
Maybe I should change my blog name to "Jessica's Latest "Doh!"'

Oxy-moron

2009-11-02T23:27:00.006-06:00

I don't even know how to start this story.
The picture above is of...a few things.
1. All the boots I instantly claimed "Mine" upon scoping stock at my local consignment shoppe.
2. The only other shoe I could find to fit me while I looked for my own.

That's right, people. I lost my shoe while shoe shopping.

So, as I say, "shoe shopping," which, in reality was my effort in which "One skillfully scores the most awesome boots available to man, at a fair price"...and tells about it on her blog.
Instead, I write to warn of such a sojourn, minus a mode.

Scene: PCD enters store, feverishly grabs every black boot in sight.

Reality, none of the shoes were "The One(s)" so I was over it.
Hording haze lifted, I assessed the situation at hand: either find my freaking shoe! or buy a new pair as naturally, this was my initial motivation. (While I didn't realize an actual hunt and peck for the shoe I came in with was in order, nor did I anticipate exiting in said misfit footing.)

At any rate, my first thought was "Karma...": this is payback for my hungry haste and began to return (a few) boots to the racks. When my flop did not (magically) appear, I took it one step further (really) and began organizing all the shoes for sale, as surely my work would work.
(It should be said, that loan loafer on my right foot was indeed alone as it was the only shoe I could find to even fit me.)

...(those dots should indicate) 45 minutes later, a fellow I'll call Joe happened to pass by just as I was ready to give up. (Joe is the "Loss Prevention" guy at the front door and I felt silly not handling the loss on my own.) I must of screamed "HELP!" because Joe's first words to me were "Ok! Do you know where you are??" (Yes, Joe. I just spent half my life on aisle 7 and a half.)
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The long and short of it is, Joe recruited the manager (he said he'd "never heard such a thing") who in turn simply crouched lower than I had to find the flop in limbo.

That's Joe up there although the real hero of the hour (!) was the manager and I failed to get her picture.
Who am I kidding?? I got my flippy floppy on and beat it out the door with nothing more--or less, than what I came in with, as I suppose Joe really did do his job.
What do you think is the roll of "Loss Prevention"?

Lisztomania

2009-10-22T15:29:00.000-05:00

Mustard is my favourite colour this season.
And silver.
And grey.
And leather.
And riding boots.
And this disc as an accessory.
The End.

Wolfgang Amadeus, Phoenix

I have issues.

2009-09-09T15:54:00.000-05:00

One million September issues, that is. As if my loss of creative, constructive writing (which is now called 'blogging') weren't enough, we lost:
1.) Dancing-singing-colour-changing-extraordinaire Michael Jackson and
2.) feather--weight and hair, Farrah Fawcett in the same day.

3.) Then, came the truly tragic loss of director John Hughes who gifted us a reservoir of cult-classic 80's hits such as Pretty in Pink by which to reference for this fall, y'all.

4.) Now, I recently learned DJ A.M. was found dead alongside (or on top of--wee're not sure) a crack pipe. Do crack pipes kill, you ask? Idk, but the message here is: Pop Culture. What a way to go. And "Crack kills." But that one's not mine.

Therefore, it must be said, I have briefly thumbed through said pages. I actually intend to say it is by choice I refrain in doing so as I consider myself a 'Trend Analyst'--c'mon, let me have something..., for the purpose of this blog. 'Trend Analyst' by definition means to me n.: one who studies the evolving interpretation of style. What works on the East Coast rarely works on the West Coast and let's face it, most of those issues don't address the subject of everyone in between.

So, before I lose my train of thought*, the following trends are the most optimal and available style perks at a retailer near you.

*Just because I can't leave a hanging star: my brother diagnosed me with A.D.D. whereas I've diagnosed print media with R.A.D.D.: Regional Attention (according to interpretation) Deficit Disorder.

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1.) The New Scarf is Bejeweled. The New Bejeweled Scarf Goes Round and Round.

The new take on the scarf this season is really fun and feminine and even merits bonus points as a finishing layer. While there is little need to purchase this specific new take, stores have stock piled an impressive array of prints, fabrics, and colour due to demand. If you're like me and can't resist an eye catching dash of colour, keep in mind this seasons prints and colours, which will be further discussed within this post.
The simplest way to update your favourite scarf is to drape and entwine a 35" or longer necklace atop a full, loosely wrapped scarf for instant bejewel. Warm colours call for gold or bronze while cool blues and purples will pop a clean silver; think winter white and the reflection you want to cast.
While a full, lengthy scarf will serve many functions, the classic silk square makes a gorgeous come back for all ages this season. Corner by corner, tightly roll the fabric to create a double loop necklace and simple knot. While it is a closer fitted scarf, play with the material to expose pretty colours, print and comfortable fit. Equally, feel free to display a delicate chain necklace atop your custom creation. The contrast in textures gives edge yet maintains a truly chic look.

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2. Everyone loves a Cougar

Granted, many of the current associations with the feline variety aren't the most ideal, but I myself have come to embrace my inner Puma, since I am not of Cougar age. (Apparently, there are rules for this, as well.) Thankfully, as the pride ages and matures, so do the styles as leopard print has made great stride toward tasteful variations. Look for a painters brush stroke or splotchy multi-sized print. The most versatile looks can be found in pieces using the same print but with multiple colours: blue and white, red and black, or all of the above. In which case, a little goes a long way; unless you are a master of tasteful prints, the safest bet is start with accessories: belts, heels and flats, then progress to finer knits such as sweaters and trench coats.

3. Q: "What if you only have $20 to spend on a fall update? What would you buy, then?" -David Letterman

A: "You can buy red lipstick!" -Anna Wintour

As declared by fashions' most notorious trend analyst, red is the biggest, punchy, poppy colour this season. Be it The girl in the red shoes, The girl in the red trench, or The girl with the reddest lips, the point is to be pointedly haute in the hue. According to PCD resident make-up maven, AbsolutelyRachel suggests Chanel's "Vamp", $28.50 available at Nordstrom or on sale now at Smashbox.com, multi-award winning Photo Finish in "Ravishing", $16.50.

4. Get Lifted

While some may opt for the illegal sort, the one I speak of is indeed killer: platforms. Here's the thing: if they look like you can't walk more than 50 feet in them, then you are right. Makers realize not all are comfortable at such great heights and have therefore adjusted their footing to fit. If the heel reaches four inches, the padding should balance at one inch allowing for a comfortable, stylish, three inch heel. For a more day to day, casual look, opt for a stacked heel and eventually build toward a sleek heel. Also for fall: opt for a matte finish or suede feel such as these from Nine West, $89.

5. White Shirt

Oh, White Shirt. It's been a while.

A classic staple, indeed, the white shirt is the perfect palette for the seasons many looks.

Print silk scarf + white shirt + skinny blue jeans

White shirt dress + leopard print skinny belt + a red heel

His white shirt + your red lipstick + suede platforms---you get the picture.
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While there are many more incoming favourites this season-- the messenger bag, the return of Doc Martens, dress shorts for evening--I'm even forecasting applied fur!, an update or addition of these top five will undoubtedly expand your reserve and look book.

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Keep in mind, this season pulls heavily from iconic 1940's fashion with luxe ladylike details such as heavy tweeds, patterned hosiery, and even red lips. Not your style? Go gradual by incorporating details, piece by piece; start tonal, move toward a pattern, and by fall's end, you will be in full force. Any combination of the suggested looks will work no matter your locale.

Remember being a woman of style means you're not tied to one look, i.e., your comfort zone. Actually, I got that from Usher, who arguably got it from his dealer. Er, stylist. In style: what a way to go!

"But all you have is clothes...and kids and ex-husbands..."

2009-07-24T20:00:00.001-05:00

Who am I? Where am I? And what has happened to Pretty Cheap Dress? If you've ever found yourself uttering these words, then you know that a liberal helping of water and self forgiveness is in order. Two posts in one season?? Sacrilege you say, and agreed. But c'mon. Summer is skimpy. Skimpy clothes, skimpy bod (except for me), skimpy print, skimpy news--and seriously, I repeat, there has been minimal to write about.

I do come armed, however, with fat prospect. Er, at least fluffy hope. One should expect a word from PCD's guest blogger Blaine for insight on what the "manz" will be sporting come fall. Also, congratulations to Absolutely Rachel and her recent promotion to Business Manager as we will hear of the newest and most promising product from lines such as Perricone MD, SkinMD and Frederic Fekkai. Speaking of face, I noticed many summer covers were very light on the make up. Wait, light is light--nude is more like it.

Amy Adams for Allure, August 2009

Hayden Panettierre for Lucky, August 2009

And of course, Sasha Cohen as zany Bruno in the June issue GQ, which is the first time a subject has graced its cover completely naked. (Note: Fellas, if you'll recall, Jen Aniston was wearing a tie. Modest gal, that one.)

Speaking of notes, use these last days of summer to research a new autumn scent. They say ones' sense of smell is the strongest link to memory recollection. I know this to be true as there for a while, everytime I reached under the bathroom sink for toilet paper, it reminded me of my ex. Something about the smell... Anywho, I recently re-discovered Archipelago's Botanical Milk Soy Lotion No. 12 and know for a fact I was not a fan a few years ago. How could I have not loved this mature, luxurious lather that doubles two in one!? Because, as proved by the continual need for t.p., we change. Given the impending change in seasons, aim for one such as this as your skin will appreciate the consideration. Be scientific about it: what lasting impression do you want in your scent? Where and when can you incorporate this into your vibe? More on this to come...

So, Bruno for the eyes, minimal for the face, and a scent to please the nose is all ancillary to the clothes. CLOTHES, I say! is the culmination and evidence of all things good. And why we have The September Issue. And The September Issue is why we have clothes...and kids and ex-husbands.

Smoke signals mean nothing to a city girl

2009-06-24T21:13:00.003-05:00

It is time. To confess. My undying love. For pizza. No, that is not me with the faux feather as seen above, but! it very well could have been me posted up next to the pizza stand... ok, a couple times the course of Bonnaroo (and most likely why I wasn't asked to be in any stylin' pictures.) In order to emphasize my infatuation for my fav food group: one time, this guy kept asking to take me out: "Hang out at the house?" No. "Come to the lake?" No. "Pizza and a *french kiss?" --but he did not say f*rench kiss---and I seriously stopped to ponder, thinking "...I do like pizza..."
So, anyway, Bonnaroo. If you are unfamiliar and/or did not check out the multiple aforementioned links: four days, Manchester, Tennessee (home to Heidi's boyfriend Jack), 80,000 people pitching 25,000 tents in the middle of nowhere, 200+ bands playing to everyone and their token' hippie, and somehow, a limo and Drew Barrymore were there. Ok, I don't know that they came together, but both were very stylin' for the middle of nowhere.
So, after what pieced together to make a full day spent in the car, we rolled up just in time to re-energize for the Yeah Yeah Yeahs featuring the one and only Karen O. The lead singer for the New York based trio, Miss O. stands as indie rocks' most daring female. From a distance, I believed Miss O. to be sporting an ethereal white kimono with traditional print accents. Note: when it comes to the Indie genre, never mistakenly label anything "traditional" as that's why it's called 'indie'. I've read many disagreed or altogether disliked what surely is a custom outfit, but after a bit of research, I get it now.

Note: the pic on the right is a nod to their website and latest disc "It's Blitz!"; one may decipher interpretation of the left picture on their own. Much love to the incredible Lucinda Williams; always have been a fan, always will be, but sister was looking rough. If Ray Wylie Hubbard were there, I would have a) had a case of amnesia whereby attempting to alleviate my disillusion with b) a nap. Anywho, wasn't really feeling it and was joined in the belief that, neither was she.
Photo courtesy this blog, which offers a great--both pictorial and editorial review of what can be had at Bonnaroo. Speaking of naps: it was astonishing how many people found comfort in the middle of nowhere. No really. They would lie down and sleep in the middle of nowhere. While watching Lu, there was a strange, occasional noise accompanied by heat. Huh? Looking around, we discovered a gas-filled torch that, when lit, shot up huge smoke rings that could be seen 'round the grounds. (Me and Lu happened to be nearby.) So, en route to actually see where this random heat was coming from, we saw this guy asleep in the lawn. I thought it rude to take a picture of a clearly exhausted person, but also needed evidence of what I'm talkin'. I took this picture just as he woke to a stranger lying down with him for his Kodak moment, when he honestly woke up with this expression:
Quite honestly, I saw way too many acts to name and think my running mate Dave nailed it when he said "I've heard so much about them, I don't know who I've actually seen!" The Beastie Boys were nothing but energy; Jenny Lewis was everything I remembered her to be: purely poetic and always stunning. Bon Iver, The Decemberists, NIN--if there is one tip I could offer anyone due to make a subsequent trek: if there is a show you want to see, be sure you want to be there beginning to end. Tardiness or lax motivation gets you nothing (at times, not even an eye on the stage, Ex: Phoenix) if you are indeed there for the music.

I was able to see Robyn Hitchcock and the Venus 3 on a recommendation and would extend the same rec for those of you heading to Austin for ACL. An elder Hitchcock jazzed the audience with impressive bluesy rifts and folk melody often compared to Bob Dylan.

Grammy winning Raphael Saadiq was a phenomenal throw-back to the traditional indie line-up. Motown sound paired with a discerning, modern eye for style, Saadiq was my pick for the festival. Oh, and if you'll recall, Saadiq is formerly of R&B group Tony! Toni! Tone (eeek.)

And so it pains me to tell this next part of the story. How everyone wanted to see MGMT. How I missed my opportunity to hang with The Bruce in VIP. How a random conversation with two tech's in Memphis hooked me up with MGMT's sound engineer at the Roo; how I was supposed to meet him and MGMT at "8:00, stage right..."-- six hours before the 2 a.m. show and how then, I would have totally missed NIN "last show" going down at the exact same time.

So, no, it didn't happen. But now I totally understand why some opted for a re-charge nap in the middle of nowhere.

Check out Style.com and Lucky Magazine's Bonnaroo Style Report for more looks from Bonnaroo 2009.
And no, I didn't totally miss MGMT. I just had a different point of view.

Ugh! I forgot my feathers!

2009-06-16T20:07:00.016-05:00

Did you check out Bonnaroo?? I did :)
In short, it was impressive. And to be fair, I'll need to get back to you on the course of events. But I want to go ahead and post some of the pics I took in earnest search of personal style--which is hard to define amongst 80,000 people. The thing is, one can be different. One can be the one and only. But if you are different, the one and only, and you start a trend, well now that is impressive. Check out these potential trendsetters and consider the different ways you could work the looks.
Ok, maybe not this look. BUT! If you are a fan of Aaliyah and can't let her go, I'm right there with ya. You can hardly tell, but this girl is wearing a sherpa. The first pic I took she was making this face

--granted, I opened with "Aren't you hot??", the obvious answer clear, but more so evident was her commitment to the look. (Yes, I complimented her on it--it's how I got the pic.)

If you look closely, those are lobsters. Embroidered lobsters.

I knew I forgot something for the MGMT show (i.e. neo-native headress).

I'll delve deeper into exactly where each of these looks were seen, and of course the scene of the seen. But at this juncture, I want spend a little more time exercising what may come more difficult for some. Multi-tasking.

Business Trip

2009-06-11T07:41:00.003-05:00

Am off to Bonnaroo 2009. If you are unfamiliar with Bonnaroo, ...actually, I have no time to even try to explain what I believe to be Bonnaroo. Click any of the aforementioned links I've hyperlinked and start reading.

Two questions:

Is three days and 80,000 people a good sample size for personal style?

Is three purses, two hats, and bag full of necklaces overkill?

Stimulus, Check!

2009-05-26T22:44:00.000-05:00

Photo by Alfred Eisenstaedt, Ann Arbor, Michigan, 1951

When was the last time you learned something 'new'? Hold that thought. Outside of your mouth.
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So the other night, I learned two things about children: one) it's not always a guarantee they make it inside the toilet. And two) "children bite themselves when they are bored." When my friend Jessica stated the latter, I instantly envisioned a room full of toddlers gnawing on their arms, a "I don't know any better but this is interesting..." look in their eyes. "They bite themselves, Jess??" No, not themselves, but rather each other. Oh. Apparently, and this makes sense, they need to be adequately entertained or have consistent adult interaction. I'm pretty sure I have found my fingers in my mouth more times these past months than I have ever before. I am absolutely bored out of my gourd.
Originally, I suspected my lack of creativity was a result of 'just a funk': a condition evidently onset by excusable lingo such as "recession" and "decline". A visceral funk with little or no defense mech--heck, we were afraid to die by Swine Flu and eyeah, I still found my fingers in my mouth; an actual funk with far less fatalities than the more common strain--lest I remind, it's still out there folks.
So, it's still out there. The lack thereof. The non-inspiring. The 'new'found celebrities and their supposed inherent style. Alas, I realize, the search for all things good often come despite and long after giving up. "Happiness is a journey, not a destination", right? (I also agree "Happiness is a journey, but almost never a song by Journey.")

Here are a couple looks to check yo' stimulus:

True Religion "Jordan" Boyfriend Jean, $246

Ha! You know as well as I do, there is no rationale behind spending this kind of money on rip-torn jeans. But comfort and style are two reasons to bust out the blade and bleach and do it yourself. Recycle a baggy fit or check out your local thrift shop for a men's pair; length is unimportant as this fit and style should always be worn rolled up to complete the lax look.

Levi's 501 cut-offs, American Apparel, $48

I know it's hot out if my legs are sweating. The same goes for you. Like summertime, there are few other options when the heat hits. Lunges, baby.

Off the Shoulder 3/4 Sleeve, $55
Head to thigh, this look is exactly what I'm gunning for. (You should know what's on the feet.) A great find, modal is one of the most comfortable fabrics through many seasons and the 3/4 length sleeve is appropriate at any age.

Max and Chloe Cabochon Ring, $20

A sophisticated dose of colour, I'm really loving all things bauble this summer. Summer Boho is all about textures and prints (and lots o skin); if you are hesitant any combination of the above is too much 'dirty hippy', mix up the eras with clean-line enamel accessories to freshen your look.
Check out my style book for more samples.

Eisenstaedt on Marilyn Monroe, 1961

A recent trip to my beloved cities' flee market, I came across an interesting book I couldn't walk away from. A most famous photographer, Alfred Eisenstaedt captured some of the most unforgettable images in American history, most notably of V-J Day and the infamous sailor kissing the nurse, 1945. The subjects of that classic picture are unknown, as Eisenstaedt hurriedly captured the unexpected moment and was unable to cite their names. Eisenstaedt on Eisenstaedt, a beautiful pictorial history by the artist and author, came to me much the same, as an unexpected gift from my Aunt. Thank you Ana! Like Eisenstaedt, your timing is always perfect.

As for how I discovered children don't always make it inside the toilet: let's just say my only argument with my favourite look of the moment, jumpsuits, is the wrenching time it takes to unbutton/un-do, and the pool of clothing left to go no where but at your feet, which apparently, in a house full of kiddos, is along with other said pool.

Alas, I suppose one can never really expect the unexpected.

Shvitzing to the oldies (but goodies)

2009-05-13T00:00:00.001-05:00

On the evening of Friday, May 8th, between the hours of 6 and 9 P.M., three men separately approached me to say "I really like your shoes."

Now, that may or may not come as a surprise to you, but it did me, especially given the details of the first approach. I stepped outside The Chat Room to better hear an important call--whoa, hold the phone. The weather of the past week has retained a mortifying 90% humidity, and when I say mortifying, I mean, it's been funky. (At one point, I thought 'I'm going to make my clean-but-it-looks-greasy-anyway hair look good...this (has to be)--the--look of the moment,'-- just to make myself feel better.) So, here I am, no where to go but outdoors, instantly sopping wet head to toe; the thick air choking my face, my body, my lungs. There was one other person on the patio (by choice!) and I tried to distance myself to minimize humiliation. (Girls don't sweat, right?) I even ended up using the cocktail napkins I had been furiously taking notes on to soak the stagnant pools off my face; it was that bad. I could see the guy leaving, thankful I would soon be shvitzing alone, when he yelled toward the corner I kept myself in "I really like your shoes." I gave him a little nod and a wave given the total situation, when he continued "They are really awesome. I've not seen those before..."

Now, I don't know how one overlooks their own sweaty feet, but I have never received a more unexpected compliment, much less three, from three men, within three hours....which leads me to discuss this article: "How to wear 'new trends". I knew something other than the humidity was up and that would be adjectives: "The 'new' gladiator sandal, the 'new' biker jacket..." I'll admit, I had a hard time throwing down for the 'new' gladiators when the 'old' ones I had were just fine! But I think above and beyond the parts of speech, the point is these guys noticed something different. Thing is, there really is nothing different when it comes to style for the next few months: it's just new, which means something, to someone, be it you or three blind men. Refresh your wardrobe with these hot updates given *humid conditions.
*Note: I like the sample sentence offered on dictionary.com: "It's not the heat, it's the humidity that tires me out."

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P.S--I am really diggin' the writers for the Times' Style online. Check out "The Statement Dress" article. The first paragraph should sound familiar...and I had no luck finding a picture of the show stopper shoes. Guess you'll just have to trust me.

I get it from my momma

2009-05-10T00:18:00.004-05:00

I better kick a shout out to my mom.
I'll be honest, we are not the most 'serious' women. If, when reading my blog, you have noticed much ends with a 'bada bing' or rimshot, believe that is characteristic of my relationship with my mother. Sure we can have serious conversation--well, like one time, things got a little heated when I argued the importance of quirky manners. "I don't understand saying "Bless you" when someone sneezes. I mean, there is no weight in the actual words. I'm just making you feel better by saying it! And if I don't say anything, then I'm 'rude'!" She said "You do it. You just...do it!" I continued my rave on faux courtesy and the time spent making people feel better, dissatisfied with her "just do it" defense. We split the room (well, our arguments did), she off to the living room, I getting myself together; a partition apart and disagreement in the air.
One minute later, I heard "achoo" within earshot.
I forced a caustic but genuine "Bless you Mother!"
She thanked me in equal tone.
And then we laughed in harmony.
So we disagree over 'things that don't matter', but there is plenty in which we agree. My mom has never questioned my sense of style which in turn has allowed me to be daringly unique and independently confident. No, she didn't create Nike but she did make me who I am.
Here's to all the Mothers who just do it!

I love you mom, my fair lady.

Designer Front

2009-05-06T23:10:00.000-05:00

I wanted to share some pictures from the Stiletto Event, a community effort to highlight local business and an opportunity to showcase regional fashion designers. Fellow fashionista and recent Art Institute grad Yasmina Johnston presented her collection Xhonder, and I must say, was the highlight of night. Check out a few of the looks from the collection.

Bravo! and much success Yas!

Intervention happens

2009-04-28T23:32:00.001-05:00

"I shut my eyes in order to see."
-Paul Gauguin

I had an interesting conversation with a friend once over the statement "Everything happens for a reason." I have discovered more times than not agreement in this cliche and was taken aback when she did not. The points of her debate were far more serious than the capacity of this blog, but basically, we moved to agree sometimes, shit happens.

I was watching a most interesting episode of "What Not to Wear"--you know, the fashion friendly, drug-free version of "Intervention" on TLC? This eps. was interesting because the abuser was in fact a producer of runway shows. You know, the person in charge of making sure it all looks good? Calls the shots, translates the vision, relays the tone and tempo for the designers--? She is the one at the center of it all! Who--not only sees first hand, but coordinates the ebb and flow of progressive style!?!

The argument is always the same--"I work all the time," "I have kids," "I can't create a look to save myself. From that show,"-- and what happened with her isn't any different, as she lost sight of herself and focused on what works for others.
I want you, then, to go shopping for someone else. (Hey, I do it for you all the time:) One of my girlfriends used to say "That looks like you," which is the best and sweetest compliment, and I in turn offer it to others. Problem is, everyone has worked it against me! "Oh, that looks like you," as if they cannot see themselves in commendable style. Be it here or in the stores, I want you to create three looks for three different models:

1) the "All Business" Woman

2) the Woman who makes the toughest job look easy (aka "Stacey's Mom" as, she "has got it goin' on")

3) the Woman that gets all the looks. But not ones that get you on that show.

I want you to close your eyes and imagine the prototype of what these women look like.

Now show me.
(Note: some of you may be thinking 'But I wear two or more of those hats' which should be any combination of #3. Bravo! Then, just as you would in those roles, you should be attempting to master equal parts.)

There are no wrong answers! Stacy London said it herself in effort to encourage the producer to pick what she had in mind for her runway models: "Style is all about trying and failing." If this is true, you are hearing it from the biggest losers! The key is to move you to think outside yourself. To see what others see and to feel your way through it. Check out my style book for tips and refreshers; while there are no wrong answers, try to guide your looks according to earlier options I have provided. And remember, as long as you are any combination of number three, then the show is not about you. Now close your eyes and see! But feel free to sing along.

Briefly

2009-04-24T19:13:00.010-05:00

I am about to have to bust it outta here to a "Suspenders" party but just wanted to get a quick post out to jump off the weekend. I don't have suspenders, yet, so I will have to improvise for this themed deal. It got me thinking "What then, shall I wear?" So spenders makes me think of nerds, cropped pants and glasses. Ah! I did see those girls just the other day wearing the big, black frame glasses with the lenses popped out...works for me! And that is where you should be pulling for inspiration: the reserves all around you. I was out with some friends the other night when one of the guys I didn't know too well asked if he could touch my shorts. "Huh?" guy? "I know that's weird but...they look...like underwear. They look comfortable!" he said with a sheepish smile. Didn't know my attire could cross gender! So now I'm thinking hmm, that guy noticed I looked comfortable...in my underwear (it was not underwear)...I do want more of these boxer looking shorts, and apparently he would too...hence, briefly :)
Posting some pics to get you thinking along these inspiration lines.

At your service, Part II

2009-04-21T16:30:00.001-05:00

"No talking." would be my catch phrase if ever I am deemed worthy a verbal trademark. Ironic, I know, seeing as how I am a communicator!, but sometimes*, I just like to say "no talking" and expect everyone to understand mums' the word. zzzip. no. nil.

So I have been in a 'no talking' mode, as one can see from my sparse posting. There are a couple reasons for this--unmotivated, un-inspired, addicted to carbs...you feel me don't you?, but the best of such is it would be terrible. The post would be an awful attempt to weave weighty world events and fashion or be downright frivolous when I am against the very act! (Hellooo, why hasn't anyone made mention Michelle Obama is really the "Great American Blank Canvas" we have knowingly stroked over with a true American icon?)

Alas, I am going to push on and once again bring forth the issue of presentation. (Hellooo, why hasn't anyone talked to me?!) I wrote about--not only the importance of presentation, but the value of feedback according to translation in "At your service, Part I." Go back and read it, folks, so you can see where I am coming from and where not to go. That goes for you too Michelle....waiting...

...ready?

I have heard many of you find your looks in the most obvious place. One, that like a review, merely gets me in the door but does not feed me full of what I am looking for. I speak of the mannequin folks, found in store windows which offers a mere smear of endless possibilities--which are better found on the racks. I get it: you aren't very good at putting together looks questioning the cohesiveness or just don't enjoy searching. Some--hmm, all of my favourite finds took a little work, a little patience to discover the merit of the dig.

Mannequin style is ideal; the look comes from a team of stylists who get together and determine the direction of an ad campaign and align their stores to reflect a constant tone. But you should be reading 'they decide what half of America wears,' as most buyers stop there, at exactly what is found on the doll. As does any artist, it is the goal of a stylist to inspire the buyer to the next aesthetic--to get you to showcase your skills a-la "My Kid Could Paint That!" or "I can do better than that!"

The point is: prove it.
Start before you hit the stores by drafting your own looks stemming from options I have provided (shopstyle.com). I tend to pull pieces according to two criteria: 1) if I think you will wear it, and 2) cost, usually under $100, as I leave it to you to find comparable style--no matter the cost, for less. That is your reward for the dig! And get inspired! I did a double-take when I saw the cutest girls walking down the street wearing the old Steve Urkel glasses with no lenses! He made nerds look cool! Er, "The Urkel", which I know you attempted at least once...

Don't get stuck in the shadow of a doll, as it your unique position that will catch attention. Or at least, revive a phrase delivered, of course, with a smile.

*"sometimes" is my reservation to occasionally post empty body. It just means 'I am here and am looking for the right words and 'that's hot!' style.' :)

"It's like Liberace, Versace, la cucarachi"

2009-04-12T17:06:00.008-05:00

Since blogs are basically free cyber-psych in which one admits entirely too much, I might as well cite a couple more neurosis. The first would be my adoration and all to anxious adaptation of a Brooklyn accent. Sitting here now, I refrain from channelling my inner city sista dishing how one should pursue a sense of style, arms and red nails flailing directions. Even so, I love to meet folks from the borough as then I can match in tonal emphasis--tawk about what ails me soo, or how bothasome it is to push around tha toorists'--some people live ehr, ya know! ...I digress. I'm sayin' I love 'Real Housewives of New York City' cast member Bethenny Frankel, as she is no sista, nor a Housewife but can dish it nontheless. Watch the clip. You'll feel me.

Isn't she funny? Cooc-a-rachi is how I would describe my favourite fellas on EVR which is why I messaged kuddos to the show including a shameless "It's my birthday!" small detail on said day. You did me proud mistas! Not only did this sista get a "Happy Birthday Jessica!" (at 40 minutes), but Pretty Cheap Dress got a shout out toooo! (42 mins.) I haven't figured out how to stick it on ehr but go to this link, click on 'Listen to the most recent show' found at the top, and an online stream of Liberace, Versace, la cucarachi will hit ya upside ya head. ...I'm sorry. My sister gets excited about these sorts of things and doesn't get to come out and play very often.
p.s. If you found the video clip funny, Andrews' depiction of ones' 'workday' at 2:30 in should garner a couple more laughs. Prime example of what I am learning is another type of genius from this book. Yet again, I diverge.

At your service, Part I

2009-04-09T14:52:00.002-05:00

Women are tough. If you have not recognized the strength of a woman by this point, you deserve to be karate chopped. Where you can feel it.
Change subject, I was most overjoyed when my brother treated me to birthday lunch at a relatively new establishment here in town. We had read in recent months several raving reviews of the thriving trilogy such successful business wishes to impart: delicious food, apt decor, and--often most important if one lacks elsewhere, gratuitous service. If I had to guess one-third of those responsibilities were left to one half of Thai Tina's, Mr. T dropped the ball. We were barely--hmm, not acknowledged upon entering the premise by the recognized proprietor and were only serviced when asked ("Sir, sir! Is my napkin supposed to be moist?"). Tina, on the other hand, was so kind to deliver our food, refill our drinks, and clear our plates, but I ask why? Didn't she cook it too??

Point is, disservice comes in many forms. I can create an inviting space for you, whip up appropriate looks I think you will wear, serve it up, no strings attached. But how successful would I would be with no feedback all the while assuming I am meeting expectations?

I have full intent of advising said locale of our recent visit because it is not my interest to leave a poor review. I would believe Tina can handle it (perhaps like Uma), but we shall see about Mister T.

Talk to me folks! What do you think about these looks?

Birthday Suits Everyone!

2009-04-03T15:24:00.000-05:00

I am going to be a little selfish in this mini-post as my birthday celebration is this Saturday. I must say, I secretly envy those with birthdays at the end of the month as I believe they hold right to celebrate the full thirty and then one. Me, I just get a week as mine falls on the seventh. (One might argue, a lucky number!) Fortunately, I have the bestest friends whom all believe, if you are having a bad day--any day of the year, "It's your birthday." Let's just say, we are well practiced at 'birthday' celebrations.

Seeing as how I am allowed to celebrate oft and a lot, when the real deal rolls around, I am silly mad for a birthday dress. The irony on so many levels is, it is a given the weather will be glorious--unearthly, each day leading to that calendared Saturday. Each rising degree building to that day paves way to great expectations and mounted bravado to flaunt a sassy frock as "It's my (real) birthday!!!" And then, bam! De-flate. The worst rainstorm to hit North Texas will drop in flooding not only streets but the bars!!! Killer bees will decend and rather than kill, impregnate my single friends via tooth or toe! And then, and then!! let's just say, hell freezes over. Ha! Don't you worry! I will still wear my birthday dress. Why? Because despite such chronic dismay, it's still my birthday (really) and I will still feel good in my dress. Join me! It can be your birthday too!

Electric Feel

2009-04-02T22:49:00.001-05:00

So I warned you of dying, now I must warn you of things that can strike you. I went running the other night just before--and then during, a brilliant lightning storm. It was one of the most invigorating exercises of my life as I literally thought "What if I run into a lightning bolt...??" If that doesn't motivate you to sprint through a workout, I don't know what will. Anywho, as I was saying, strike...
I've been asked several times when people learn I write a style blog: "So what do you think about that?" pointing out some unsuspecting-suspect fashion villain. "...Um....I don't think about that," is the honest to God to truth--meaning, I don't scope out people for what they are doing wrong, rather struck when something is done differently.
I think that is a very fair assessment for each of us unless you are this 'guy' who has made a career out of Paint.
It is what sets you apart--fundamental value that make the difference. This season, I am finding classic throw-backs are key. It is my theory, the recession is prompting a modern American art renaissance if you will, so what better time than now a brush up:

"Excellent Moments in Personal Style History."

I distinctly recall trailing far behind the cool kids leaving the lunchroom one day in the fourth grade. I must of been finishing my favourite lunch rather than simply disassociating because I don't know why else I would have been separate. A classmate I didn't know very well hung back to ask "Where do you shop?" .....Huh? my face undoubtedly read, as she continued, "You dress different...you always wear things I've not really seen before. Where do you shop?" I'm pretty sure my wardrobe was hand-me-down from my cool (double) cousin from Ohio, but since prompted, rallied into whatever memory recalled whence throwing on my clothes. I still remember wearing (daily) that over-sized, cropped, army green sweatshirt citing "The Gap", comparable to the one shown above (American Apparel, $42) Kuddos to that girl!

As I said, I totally rocked the prairie girl boots back in the day and would do so now as they hold a special place in my heart. I had a pair my mother got me from whoknowswhere that I ran into the ground. The ram I am, it killed my dad to see me still sporting shoes with near holes. "We'll get you some more!" he argued; easily said, off we went to find my new (had to be exactly the same!) boots. After the hundredth womens' shoe store and third mall, I talked myself into sparing my father anymore humiliation in taking me shopping, attempting to convince "...these will be fine..."

"Mija, get exactly what you want. If this is not what you want, do not settle for less."

We ultimately found a much more expensive, er, lovely pair at Nine West that, now that I think about it, must of been what turned me on to opting for wine or burgundy coloured shoes! Such storied value encourages brand loyalty but unfortunately for Nine West does not stimulate re-issue. (Urban Outfitters, $158)
There was a time in my youth, all I ever wanted in this life was "a pink baby named Amy," as pink was my favourite colour, every little girl loves her babies, and Amy was the prettiest name I knew. No offense, but you know how I feel about pink--in general-, I don't need a baby (real or not), and ...I know way too many Amy's! Must of been when I hit junior high, I dropped two-thirds of that list and concentrated on my favourite thing: a pink pique shirt dress paired with matching jellies (shown Lacoste @ Macy's, $140). Agh! I loved that look and while I will not encourage the hued dress, I do think the comfort of a solid cotton shirt dress will be invaluable this summer. Opt for this "Island" green update paired with bronze jellies (Rubbish Button Tab T-Shirt, Nordstrom, $21; "Madeline" Jelly, Endless.com $25).

Of course, there were looks I can't understand even in rational hindsight. I had this short, pleated blue jean skirt that, now that I think about it, I'm sure was absurdly too small for me. It made me feel like a cheerleader in day clothes! ...and after a quick search am not finding anything like it in my size today.... :) I wonder at times if my look is too young; am I to dress 'older' or more sophisticated or more proper? While in Austin, I mentioned to my life coach, Julie, how I loved Austin style: "It's so fearless."

"Yeah, but at least you look put together," she said. "These girls think they can just throw on whatever and it works because it's Austin."
Maintaining that belief system is the fallacy--the true crime committed that has created successful "What Not to Wear" TV. Remember to aim for timeless pieces of fundamental value that capture and hold your affections as it is such that strike a chord not only for you, but your unsuspecting audience. Strike accord. You want shock value, but not by running into a lightning bolt!

Get ready to die

2009-03-31T19:48:00.003-05:00

OK. I'm sorry. That is a little brash. BUT, I don't know how else to warn of this killer pain in my chest. All I know is, I watched this video, and now my heart feels like it is going to explode. Is it love? Yes, yes--I believe it is. Thank goodness I have viable means of relief. But I might be dead come Thursday. I'm just sayin'.
If laughter is the best medicine--until Thursday, then I am happy to post this hilarious video.

Southern Comfort

2009-03-25T17:29:00.000-05:00

Ok. It's time for a couple of disclaimers. Number one, I am no photographer. I used to say I am just not one of those camera carrying girls until I took my brothers camera on a trip and took quality pictures. I was addicted! I return and opt for a camera--and now, what? All of a sudden I take terrible pictures?! So disclaimer no. two is--assuming said sprawling industry has influenced 'good' photography, no. 2 is the actual camera makes all the difference.

Back to business, I was so stoked to recently ride it out southbound to the great capital city Austin for the annual festivus SXSW. This was my first go, so I had minimal clue as what to expect. (If you are like me and wiki everything, it's worth the look up on stats.)
It's also worth the trip (every sense of the word), the cost--which, if you know where you are going, many times is free, and very worth the time it takes to get together a great look as everyone is a rock star, which means everyone is pretty hot, and everyone wants to be your boyfriend. This is just my experience.
The Fader Fort was where it was at. Aside from the complimentary tasty bevs, it truly was eye candy galore. Disclaimer no. 3 would be, I'm not supposed to be the one taking pictures as, not only am I clearly terrible at it, but it totally jacks with the steeze.
So that picture way up there is of my favourite discovery in Austin, one half of Andrew Andrew,
an "interdisciplinary creative team," the wildly entertaining MC's for the event. I stopped Andrew as he was passing through (doesn't matter which one), to say how much I appreciated the intermission. He said 'thank you', reaching into his pocket to present--and I mean present, his card which simply read "ANDREW ANDREW" cradled in both hands as if offering a cool drink on a hot summer day. I went to recover the card--I felt like I was discovering gold, when he flipped it to the back to read "DOT COM".
Check them out on East Village Radio, a free online LIVE Stream that features the best of music, art, and culture from said locale.

I also discovered how delish "SoCo and Diet whatever" is. Yum-O Rachel Ray! I'm telling you... Come to think of it, maybe it was the SoCo that tricked my eye into loving the prairie girl boots everyone was rocking. I'm guessing these were the Comfort shoe of the festival because I don't know when else they would be appropriate. Ok, scratch that: disclaimer no. 4 would be I am totally rocking the boots because I now remember they were my absolute favourite shoe as a kid. I also know I will be the only one doing So in my Social cirque Soo...I am drafting a post as we speak of new impending styles I'm calling first. OH! Which leads me to say, see below: That's a fanny pack ladies and gentleman (Blaine). It was not originally a fanny pack as it was a long shoulder bag, but that's how re-invention works. Next post. It's coming, it's coming.

As for the musical entertainment which brought us all together, my discoveries were many. Dark Dark Dark was a lovely four piece compilation I would compare to Devotchka.
Dark x 3 has one up given the statuesque voice and beauty of their leading lady who also plays the accordion. It was this show I met Ashley--actually, I met Ashley through Lupe, a real life therapy dog folks, that--nevermind anything going on outside his arm span, this dog was the show. Ashley introduced me to The Elements, a southern rock group out of Oklahoma. She was pretty adamant about making this show and later revealed exactly why. Well, you can see for yourself: the lead singer looks just like Emile Hirsch. Helloooo! Oh, and they were good too.

Francis and the Lights were very entertaining. Mesmerizing actually. I would recommend Francis for good tunes and sweet dance moves.

I randomly took a picture of the band on stage at Fader to send to my friend: "This is The Hot Dogs" I messaged, not entirely sure their name, yet knowing it would go over her head as well.
After a hard days flirt, some guy trailing behind ran into the garbage can and howled holding his head from the 'accident'. I turned around to nurse the schmuck, when I realized "Hey! We saw you!! Where did we see you?!!?!" Ah, The Hot Melts informed me of who and where we had seen them. Really nice, fun guys--I would say Blink 182 meets The Beach Boys from the UK. Speaking of head rush, Lissy Trullie is truly a sight to behold. I was instantly enamoured with her style: cool (temperature and otherwise) in a cropped leather jacket, black stockings and mini-skirt--check her out in this mic clutch shot.

I know what I'm talkin': Oscar de la Renta Jr.'s muse..? Yes!

We saw a handful of other excellent acts: Tricky "The Father of trip-hop" and my fav, Passion Pit. I fell in love with White Lies a la a cd mix Julie made me but just learned Absolutely Rachel hearted them first (natch). Ten out of Tenn, Black Cherry, Michna which gets Andrew Andrews' vote to ski to. I met a couple fellas from Dephonic, a jazz infused beat band out of Philadelphia. Seeing as how The Roots are on lock down with insert-favourite-foul-word-Jimmy Fallon, my next big bet is on Dephonic.

I suppose disclaimer no. 5 would be first, I had an elusive ghost, and now spotty i-net as it has been nearly non-existent the past couple weeks. As for the next few days, my only excuse is: research baby, as you can find me furthermore south in sunny 70's on that little isle of ours we call Isabel. Take that East Village Radio! I'll be sure to send you tunes to surf to.

Essen-YOU-al

2009-03-16T20:17:00.000-05:00

"Now accepting applications" should be the title of this post. No, no, no--actually it should be something of intrusive urgence like that simply complicated one liner in interviews: "Tell me about yourself." I used to think I was good at meetings, or wooing people but have discovered the opposite--indeed disturbing for a self professed social. Could you explain me according to a PCD?

"So, tell me about yourself..." today means I need to explain my sense of style--why often I am complimented "You always look good!" (--Meaning my clothes look good. I'm no model of perfection.) I don't know the answer. I don't know how to break 'me' down. It takes a distinct sense of self: an awareness, a goal, a motive or solution. That much I know. But I also know it takes practice and living in the great land of unpredictable weather, I am most familiar with change.
Every day is different. Some days, I want to be a sophisticated lady lunching; others I refrain from wearing a bandanna with my low-rider, So. Cal inspired board shorts. I can pretty much look like anybody and that's the beauty of playing with your look. It's still you folks! You will still hear "You always look good!"

So if you would like to be paid a constant compliment and skip that part of the interview, listen up.

Five Pieces That Do the Talking

#1. Of course, I would say a Dress.

This season, I am looking for embroidered details. I am particularly drawn to the bright florals that have a Spanish or Moroccan lean, or crisp eyelet detail, as I believe retailers will soon re-discover the local art from our southern neighbours. Grab anything reasonable when it comes to the detail, but be much more keen to the Spanish lean. (One more thing I can't explain..my ridiculous rhyme.)

The key is to zero in on one detail that sets you apart but still maintains the general function, i.e. can transcend your look however you mix it up. Don't limit yourself!! With each piece, you should have a multitude of options be it with a simple shoe change, by adding a wrap or cardigan, or even simplifying or dramatising your make up.
#2. A comfort 'blanket'.

Absolutely Rachels' Chihuahua dog Darla goes crazy when she pulls out this colourful, two sided quilt she has. She bounces around top to bottom, burrows herself into the wrinkles and will snap at you if you try to hog it all. (She's also 14 years old.) I feel you sister: this is exactly how one should feel in their cardigan or wrap. I've mentioned before the value of a nice shawl, but now would like to edit the function: I throw my wrap over everything. It is, after all, a cover up. Interchange the two, cardigan or shawl, as personal style is a matter of comfort.

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#3. We love short, Shorts.

That's not true. I like any and all shorts. Hold it! None-a-this "I hate my legs." "I don't look good in shorts." yada, etc. (I used to think the same of flip flops. Flip flops!) The thing about shorts is, there are rules. If you opt for the leggy exposure, consider the balance. Think of your body according to two halfs:

Short-shorts, typically a 9" inseam, look best when paired with a long sleeve top, or by adding layers. It's an eyeball thing. The attention is drawn to what attracts the eye so take the viewer where you want them to go, i.e to the top. Needless to say, minimize the shoe volume.

Longer shorts, on the other hand, are the attraction (more material) thus appearing best displayed by minimizing up above. Longer shorts look great with a sleek, sleeveless top, or strappy blouse and highlight such exposed features. Longer shorts are also great to work an unexpected heel, such as a fun platform, thus highlighting the bottom half of your body.

But if you're like me and hate rules, just wear them all the time.

#4. Long sleeve Dress Shirt.

I love mine and not because it has "dress" in the name. ...Although, it does speak for itself. A cotton-blend, slightly over-sized dress shirt can create a multitude of looks. When I don't have time nor want to think about even dressing myself, I opt for my long sleeve dress shirt paired with whatever I can lay my hands on. Cardigan a little much given the weather or just feeling more casual? A simple dress shirt acts as both a basic and an accent--it's like an oxymoron! It doesn't make sense, yet it does; use the intended function as your function. A loosely rolled up sleeve is casual, while a perfectly proportioned cuff implies otherwise. The same applies to colour and detail. Remember, your dress shirt is talking for you. Just make sure it's not dirty talk.

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#5. Statement Jewel.

Unfortunately, I have lost a series of statement jewels over the years. Thus, I use the term loosely. My statement jewel (until that damned day) is a skinny band, marcasite encrusted ring. I get compliments on it often. IT. I get compliments on it. Yet, I can't go without it. By all means, I have the potential to lose it through whatever it is I am doing, but take the chance anyhow. Why? Because that's life! Not only does it draw compliment, it compliments me. My taste, my choice--it speaks of the essence I wish to embody.

With or without, win some lose some, you are essential to what makes such things work. Remember, it's still you, so it still has to be you. Otherwise, it's just an application.

Ghost Buster

2009-03-13T11:45:00.000-05:00

Strange.
My mother and I have been at odds over a ceiling fan. It works when it wants to. We have had several people look at it. Re-place, re-wire--some professional, some not. I find it is the problem of whomever put it in. "Call them to come fix it!!" I shout. "I can't," she says slowly to level the tension. "They've done everything. What ceiling fan has a ghost???" And that is how our argument ends. (Note: that is how most of our arguments end--mom digs deep, I'm telling you.)
But, she is not wrong. My blood, sweat and tears post that disappeared?? Has a ghost!! This is it! It is amongst us! I am posting what remained of that fateful moment: a Maria Elena inspired look to work these next early days of spring. And am now off to call an exorcist.

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Condolences are in order

2009-03-11T12:26:00.003-05:00

There has been an accident. A terrible, horrible accident.
I lost my words.
I'd been working on a most excellent post about this, when I dontknowwhatIdid, but it...was...gone.
I've now resorted to bullets.

My newest philanthropy.
The next big thing.
A Pretty Cheap Dress for sale.

Someone take the gun away.

A Most Excellent Resolve

2009-03-05T08:00:00.002-06:00

I'm not gonna lie (unlike some people): I believe in retail therapy. I don't care how short lived it is, whatever you are buying to make yourself feel better, should carry over the full extent til the day you wear it. It's been my selling point thus far. A pretty cheap dress that is.
Retail therapy: "shopping with the primary purpose of improving the buyers mood or disposition." Apparently, a European study found that 33% of shoppers had a rash or unnecessary addiction to shopping, the worse cases found amongst the Scottish. I say, rash therapy from Scotch or shopping?? Don't make me choose.
And so, I have not been very inspired as of late. There are certain things that make you want to--at very least, look pretty, be it an occasion, mood determination, or even an effort to impress. One of my favourite lines comes from Nathaniel Hawthorne's Young Goodman Brown: "With this excellent resolve for the future, Goodman Brown felt himself justified in making more haste on his present evil purpose."
Much analysis has been debated over Hawthornes' story; the irony in naming the flawed central character 'Good'man Brown and of course the mission at hand: should the Young Puritan have journeyed into the notoriously evil forest as if seeking temptation?
I think my position reverts back to one of my original posts: Colour You (me) Baddd. Meaning, if you're gonna do it, it better be worth it.
And it is. As proven below.

My dear friend Rachel (AbsolutelyRachel that is) had it out for the dress on the far right, comparable to this one. I was requested to find that dress for much cheaper (than $343)--which just meant do what I do best. Thank you! and all, please continue to send me your requests. If I can't find it online, then I may find it at, as my mother says, 'one of my gettin' places'--and it will surely be a one of a kind. :)
Note: I know what it's like to get your heart set on something particular (and expensive, where nothing else will do, except that you are minus dividends), which is why you need to go with what I got.
My favourite of my comparable finds is this brush stroke print by Kensie, Macy's $88. The battaeu neckline and full skirt add for a comfortable fit; shown paired nicely with tights, with or without, this look would be great for 'it's just dinner' or as a super fun party dress. This v-neck floral, shown below, would be a great Sunday (funday) dress, featuring braided straps and slight pleat detail. (Nordstrom, $58)

This C&C California bubble dress is also a fun find, and very reasonable at $39 (marked down from $110). Come summer, I live in my cotton dresses and can guarantee you will too. A string of bad luck, I ruined several in a matter of no time from sun tan oil, or somethin'. Let it be known: a bronze glow means nothing when you have a heartbreak! You're just burnt in your spotted dress! Opt for heavy prints and a good mix of colour in effort to conceal mini-mishaps.
I am also digging the lovely--I call them 'housewives' dresses, popularized by my icon Lucy. She always seemed so comfortable haggling with Ricky for a part in 'his' show, or hosting the albeit neighbors Fred and Ethel Mertz. (Did you know: early in the show, producers required Ethel to appear more homely and carry a few extra pounds because she was actually younger than Lucy. Later in the show--having gained a following, Ethel (Vivian Vance) contested the stipulation and was allowed to return to norm.) Newport, $39

Return to norm! Kick off your spring thing gifting yourself a couple of these comfortable, easy go-to dresses. I'm not telling you to lose yourself in a buying frenzy, rather reminding it's ok to check out the forest because you will find your way out. Of course, it will take a most excellent resolve. And you will need a Pretty Cheap Dress.

The Pin Show

2009-03-03T17:34:00.000-06:00

I actually have no idea why it's called The Pin Show. But I can tell you what it is: such fun! I learned of The Pin Show after taking Project Make--a seven week course in which, upon completion, even the most amateur (hand in air) learns to sew. But honestly, Project Make became more to me than learning how to construct. Working with owner and operator Julie McCollough Kim was truly inspiring as I also learned of her tenacious vision for the Bishop Arts District. The woman is fearless--a heavy hand and undeniable force behind the re-emergence of Dallas' Historic Bishop Avenue. Day or night, I've seen her confront booming, disruptive, (scary looking) passers-by, running into the street like a pit-bull parent defending her lot. Yet, she has a way of making you feel important--intricate and necessary to do your part in the local community.
Joined by Rachel Nichelson, Julies' infectious vision for local artists spread from her quaint studio to create the Pin Show--an 'Independent Fashion Event' hosted this year at the train stop Union Station. Encouraged by my mentor, Julie had told me to volunteer for the show as a burgeoning stylist; truth be known, I was completely unaware of the depth and scale, and held reservation. Good thing! That thing was sold out!

Twenty-five designers, 50 some/odd plus models, a fleet of local hair and make-up artists--all celebs in their own right, numerous crews of photographers, and of course, not to mention the stylists. This was my first show folks, --which was impressive to a few of my fellow counterparts, so forgive me as I can't recall the names of all my favourite designers, nor took even decent pictures. From back stage :)

Cooper by Courtney had a lovely, feminine vision featuring girly, clean lines in colour block dresses, such as the Brianna shown left. Reading her biography, Courtney shares a similar belief to a PCD: "The perfect dress, can completely change a woman's attitude and give the confidence they need to change the world and achieve their dreams."
Cooper by Courtney has many outlets across the states so be sure to keep an eye--and ask! your local boutiques for this talented designer.
Antithesis was another highly anticipated designer. Some designs required accessories to complete the look--but not Antithesis. The fabric, the cuts, each piece spoke for itself and told a stand-out story. "The opposite of ordinary," Antithesis designs for the Woman, the Lady and the Lover, the silent story every woman wants to tell with just a glance.

I first saw Meling Chang's extraordinary knit wear this past fall at the Make Studio. Chang magically blends organic cottons, polyester, and silk in a way I have not seen before for her line Meline. No matter the content, each piece is assured a special hand; think of the receiving blanket you would bring your baby home in and that's the wonderment Meline wishes to provide. Chang introduced menswear at the show and was quite a hit. Comfortable yet complimenting, a breathable wear; just check out the happy models(!) to my left and right.
The Pin Show was a great mix of comfort and couture. Shemura was the most tenured in the formal wear category featuring lovely elegant pleat work and intricate beading. I recently learned of an upcoming show featuring this design house and hope to learn more of their aesthetic.

I was so thrilled to see a former classmate, Abbiee Qyewole, introduce her line Qetura. Abbiee has a skillful way of blending Western elegance with African inspired print. While her colour palette is a rich blend of mature neutrals, the cuts and prints scream something fierce. Abbiee herself could be a model and carries that attribute to her clothes. Great job Abbiee! and I can't wait to see what the future holds!
Going into the Pin Show, I wasn't sure what to expect. One part of me wanted to act a fool, get lost in the racks, let out a squeal, and ask the make-up artists to apply eyelashes. Another part had to take hold and repeat "Don't screw up. You're working. Don't scr....ohh!! EEEEEKKKK!!"
I allowed the latter for the finale of the show. I absolutely lost it for newcomers Tracey Villancana and Casey Smith's collaborative line Classic Edge, an impressive build of rock and roll formal wear. I was like a stalker. I seriously followed the thing around back stage, gazing deeply into the black sheen, admiring each sparkle in the silver grommets. The final moments before she took stage, I screamed to my new friends Jasmine and Yasmina "She's going on!! She's going on!" and ran to the side stage, keeping on eye for the first steps and listening for crowd gasps. I didn't hear them, rather an excited applause and whistle, of course once I stopped doing so myself.
Bravo to Julie and Rachel for bringing such vision to the Metroplex and to all the many people who make it happen. Get involved folks, for you never know where the next train stops.

"If you can't eat it, you can't (love) it, and it won't get you into Heaven..."

2009-02-25T14:06:00.021-06:00

I am a terrible blogger! Well, ok. An untimely one. At the very most. Or least. :)
Where is tha dang Oscar post Domestic Experiences has been talking about?? Where are the 87, 000 (stolen) pictures and words (my own) detailing the beauty we were all so privileged to witness this year on HDTV? Where is my raving review of some of the best dressed in recent years..?
Not here, folks, not here.
I'm assuming a lot, I know, but I am going to bet you watched the show--. You gushed. Your heart pitter-pattered when Angelina's green gobs graced the screen, and you still fist punched the air when Slumdog won it's millionth award for "Best Picture"--maybe even sang a little "Hai Jo"! Maybe..? No?

So, no. I don't have a review for several additional reasons, as, if you are reading this blog, chances are, you've already read/seen it all. It was sensational. Beyond expectations. Fresh. Classic. Rich. Truly, a rare privilege for even those in attendance. I can't write one thing that would do the show (= dresses) justice given said descriptions, so I'm not even gonna try. I will, instead, promise to keep my eyes open for pieces inspired by what was shown.

One thing's for sure, the designers got the memo! The top secret set design memo! as the theater set the scene for 1930's glamour. (I'm speaking of an invisible memo called "Depression Numero Dos Vibes" as actually, a select few knew the show's premise and were sworn to secrecy!)
And then there was sure thing Best Actress Kate Winslet with the best look--, top to bottom, side to side in a single-shoulder, Atelier Yves St. Laurent and perfection hair. While her coif indeed captured theme, I must say it was very fashion forward; an illuminated sleek that curled and tucked just above the neckline, and was an elegant attribute and uncomplicated detail. ...
But I'm sure you picked up on that and will play with a similar pin and tuck...

Oh, and did you see Amy Adams' emerald and ruby bib necklace?! Well, of course!, Fred Leighton, hellooo! And I loved Miley Cyrus' Murhad Zuhair petal dress! You didn't like it?? I don't know...there aren't a lot of people that can pull it off. Have you ever seen anything like it?!

Oh, and what about all the white dresses? I suppose it is wedding season...and I
would wear a big, fluffy, white dress every day of my life if I could...I think the sweetheart bust line is definitely a huge statement for the season. Well, I mean, Penelope featured it on her 150 year old Balmain vintage, and Angelina, and then Natalie Portman. Didn't she look awesome in that lilac Rodarte? I wasn't expecting her--and I saw her nails were a dark plum too. Pairing a rich, dark nail is another uncomplicated touch--;
she was just a presenter, but a stand-out no less.

Did you cringe when Jen Aniston was presenting??? I watched it a second time and was feeling for her even on the second viewing! You could tell she was bothered--to be standing dead center in front of the happy family! I didn't even remember her presenting partner Jack Black was BFF with Brangelina!! Kung Foo Panda--remember he was the one who spilled the beans they were expecting twins?!! But I did like her dress--Valentino. Sarah Jessica had similar bead work--and you know what? They both had a simple bust line but patterned beading created a similar detail to the sweetheart cuts...Hmm, it's really growing on me...

But oh my gosh, I died when I saw Heidi Klums' Roland Mouret cut-out dress.
The collar reminds me of a bolero I made a few months ago--the angled neckline..? Ok, maybe not the same but inspired none the less. (previous to this recording). And she was wearing the Red Dress for a good cause. I loooved the stacked bracelets. ..Speaking of previous recordings, didn't Katie Holmes wear a cut-out dress recently?? Yes! Jil Sander! Very comparable. Makes me wanna snowflake some t-shirts. ...Or dresses. But I'm afraid if I do so to any of my dresses, I will cause an untimely, red dress heart attack.
But, alas, I pledge to you, dear reader, to find an optimal, non-Heidi Klum, i.e., The Body, cut-out dress fitting for A PCD readers. I mean, first off, no one looks like Heidi Klum. I mean, there aren't a lot of women who look like her--AND! have accomplished such feats as she at nearly 40. Granted, I have been pushing the cut-out affect for a bit, but know, I do know there will be a comparable, more socially apt find. Plus, remember, I'm not telling you what to do. I think everybody has there own style, their own timely successes, and I would never attempt to configure you accordingly. Just know, meld is a rule of push.

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"Sensation: n.: a mental condition or physical feeling resulting from stimulation of a sense organ or from internal bodily change..."
And so, I'll be here 2/26.
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"If you can't eat, you can't (love) it, and it won't get you into heaven..." then it's still just a review!

"Don't forget the robot"

2009-02-21T19:36:00.003-06:00

I am a sucker for

songs that feature my name
an accent, in this case Canadian
Gretzky hair on 6' + men

but actually hate the mall.

Inflation!! at It's Finest

2009-02-20T00:27:00.005-06:00

Just wanted to re-post my Style Book featured at ShopStyle.com . I tend to add pieces according to my posts, items I already own, or are on the look out for. I just noticed the look-alike Coco Chanel cardi I listed went up to $9.99 from $6! Shop Style keeps a running tab of your favourite pieces, a direct link the the site, when it goes on sale, etc. Looks like a lot of stuff I listed is selling out..! Keep checking back to my book often. Trust me: I know how to find a deal!

Note: If it's over $100, it just means 'I'm looking for it for less.' Much less. :)

YOU are always on my mind

2009-02-17T14:01:00.015-06:00

A few years ago, I had a fender bender. What does that even mean? All I know is I glanced down--at what? space? dead air? I don't know, but I was forced to look up as my hood was now ribboned behind the SUV in front of me. To this day, I am still mad--curious, as to what I was looking at and in remembering what my repair guy constantly said: "Nothing hurt but your feelings." Really guy? Because I'm pretty sure I was out of commission for two weeks, and my life was a living hell without my mode, not to mention completely livid I was distracted by nothing.

The reason I say all this is because it's a sad world out there. I dread reading the news only to find--you name it, unemployment through the roof, the economy in complete financial despair; I even saw a local 'popular' funeral home that looked like it was closed down. Even the undertaker can't take you in!!! You can't even die without causing a problem!
But amidst all this, happiness is still to be had. The Pastor at a recent friends' wedding spoke of the necessary armour each should wear in order to overcome trying times and obstacles. "Approach one another with compassion, arm yourself with patience and understanding"; he got lost on the eloquence and ultimately kept repeating "...and...put your clothes on." Really guy? Because I'm pretty sure they are newlyweds... :)

My point is, I realize writing this blog is highly in vain. Who has the time or money to spend on such pleasures? But in the words of said spiritual adviser, you still have to put your clothes on. Why? Because they should make you feel better. And if they don't, then you have to keep reading.

Top Five Pieces to Make You Feel Like a Gillion (the biggest no. you can have) Bucks:

1. The "I Can Look Like Coco Chanel" Cardigan, Forever 21, $6

2. The "This Colour Makes Me Feel Pretty" Tunic/Dress, Newport News, $243. The "I'm Too Cool to Care (but might be masking sad eyes)" Aviators, Heritage by Forever 21, $6
4. Some "At Least I Can Still Draw A Straight Line" Liquid Eyeliner, Avon, $7.50

5. The "We Can Kick This Together!" Gladiators, Newport News, $24

XOXOXO,

A Pretty Cheap Dress

Hustle-her

2009-02-14T16:18:00.003-06:00

"Don't tell me what to do" are my favourite words. My best friend Heidi coined the phrase one time when I suggested she get into the right lane to exit, knowing she really wasn't all too familiar with the area. I said it in an undertone as to not interrupt her story, and just as casually, she replied "Don't tell me what to do."
Since then, I've adapted the phrase as everything is answered as such: "Scoot over." Don't tell me what to do. "Your headlights are still on." Don't tell me what to do. "Can you unlock the door?" Don't tell me what to do.
I particularly empathize this notion in defense of men for a gillion (the biggest number you can have) reasons, but mostly because I shouldn't have to tell you what to do, I don't want to tell you what to do, and beyond that, you are or aren't gonna do it anyways!

So this is for you guys: this is what the females are looking for on the eve of great expectations--when both parties can only think "Don't tell me what to do..."
The photo above is the first and only deliberate picture I have captured of mens' style. Oh, and of my friend. But I'll be honest, I was completely enamoured by these three fellas walking ahead of us as we biked around San Fran. While we were safe in our (embarrassing) helmets, and I hurriedly attempting to keep up, they were killing me in their boots, blazers and blue jeans; the Euro swagger didn't help much either.
While some ladies are interested in flowers and food--even post dinner 'proposals' a la Captain Morgan, I would just like to see that you tried.

I am happy to quote my friend Blaine Brewer who has excellent style and of which I consulted (he comfortably sports loafers on boating and camping trips!): "How are you guys impressing us this Valentine's Day? What implies that extra touch?":

"As far as Valentines' fashion goes, my policy is to dress to impress. I think it is very important to do some research about the place(s) that you plan on going and to dress accordingly. For instance, several nice restaurants require a jacket to enter, while others are business casual. The most important thing about men's fashion, especially on Valentine's Day, is to stand out.
Wear something interesting and unique, like a fedora, or an eclectic combination of colors, and you know how I feel about scarfs. Taking advantage of the holiday is also a good idea, like wearing an all black suit with a red tie and red socks, or somehow incorporating red into your color scheme.
But, whatever you do, the most important thing is to impress your lady and to make her happy...this is her day after all. If there is something that she has been trying to get you to wear, like that v-neck sweater with a button-up underneath that you think you look ridiculous in, it's time to succumb to her will and sport a v-neck for the night."

"Is that so when you tell her what to do, she will do it anyways?"
"Precisely."
Then.....don't tell me what do.

Disturbin' the Piece

2009-02-09T00:05:00.018-06:00

Whhhy..? Why did you do it Chris Brown? If you haven't heard already, pop-ster, "I really don't see it" Chris Brown whacked his secret girlfriend, Jamaican princess Rhianna, the eve before each were due to perform at the Grammys. Naturally, they weren't 'available' to attend. The press is calling it a "Fairy-tale Romance Gone Wrong," but I suspect the brawl went something like this:
"What??! You don't want to wear a pinata?! Beyonce isn't coming and Katy Perry is wearing a cornucopia!?! You have to do it big Reee! BiG!"
"No, Chris, Eye awlredae told you: mhy stylist sayd it's hit or miss and I don't need ta miss it." WHACK--he punches her totally misunderstanding she meant "I don't want to miss the show because I could quite possibly be the most fashionable person there."
Sigh. (I really did sigh...) Soo many misses, and not enough hits. And I don't mean of the domestic violence sort.
I'm not sure which travesty is worse: the fact no one can afford a stylist for something like the grammy's or that a stylista like Rhianna will be forever associated with a punk like Chris Brown.
Let's then account all of the above to "Better things yet to come."
The theme was indeed "I've had it up to HERE" as my favourite hit of the night was Jennifer Hudson in Roland Mouret sporting a high, white, blooming neckline and cobalt geo-waist. For her show stopping performance, she also worked a red shell earring and short, black, sparkly number securing the most justified look of the eve.
On the other hand, Kim Kardashian in Maticevski (who?) choked in a similar strapless, tripping it all up in heavy, clunker heels. I might be a wee bit more lenient if her hair were down like Mighty Aphrodite but as a self-proclaimed stylist, she has no defense.
Jennifer Nettles of country duo Sugarland needed no protection in her fierce Rachel Roy Egyptian bodice and tulip skirt--a very sophisticated look despite her heavy accent.
Speaking of, prediction alert: Leann Rhimes' dress, a Philosophy di Alberta Ferretti, featured a heavily beaded waistline.

I picked up these funky cumberbuns pre-fall and have been waiting to work as an unexpected accessory in early spring. (now.) Keys for spring are choice weapons of defense: a simple, clean palette accessorized by chunky beading in the yoke or waist.
If either are not optional for you, this is a great time to build and play with your jewelry collection as you can throw it all on. Unlike omens and charms, kitschy, tooled jewels will be the highlight to your fabric, so don't be afraid to break it all out. At once.

Katy Perry worked the aforementioned hipster accent in a bubbalicious Basil Soda dress while Jordan Sparks (in Debra Davenport) took a chance in her Damiani dangle earrings.
Another key this season is two is better than one, meaning opt for matching armband cuffs as emergency armour.
I met a guy one night I was convinced was my new gay best friend after he raved over my hammered gold bracelet. He loved it so much, I put it on him because, you know, if the gays work it, it's gotta be right.
After later approaching me in effort to convince he was not gay, he stormed off upset I misunderstood him, steal wearing my favourite bracelet! Now, had I had two...I guess I would still need another. But I might have been more inclined to defended my position, you know, in order to be clearer.
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I am currently building my look book at shopstyle.com featuring my favourite finds--some of which are comparable to what I already own, or things of which I wish to own. (wink, WiNK) Check it out and I will be sure to build and present upon noted pieces in order to help clarify how best to wear (and locate) a Pretty Cheap Dress!

Soul Food

2009-02-08T23:19:00.001-06:00

I just have a food baby

2009-02-07T17:25:00.005-06:00

I wish you could eat music. I mean, I wish I could eat music in order to fully conceive it's invisible magic. If I figured out how, do you think I'd look like this?

I think so. Only not as awesome in a pink dress.

Get ready folks: Grammy Awards tomorrow night.

M.I.A set to perform, deliver a baby, and win for her two grammy noms. At least I've mastered how to squeeze a bite in there somewhere.

Sin-atra

2009-02-06T18:18:00.002-06:00

Not long ago, I was asked by a friend "What is your least favourite month?" I flipped through one through twelve, thinking of the pro's and con's of each, ultimately settling on "February. I mean, given the 'holiday' I'm sure it means plenty to plenty of people, but personally, I've got nothing." Well, actually, I do have bad stories of worthless memories. I mean, how pointless is it to get dressed up for a nice dinner and 'more' only to be reminded year after year how unsuccessful it was? Talk about great expectations; hence, I prefer to be pleasantly surprised any other unmarked day of the year. (Another reason to look good for all of them.)

But, I must say, there aren't many occasions one has several points to prove. Say you two go to a nice dinner: not only must you appeal to your own comfort, but also your date, as this is not a dutch deal. You also must appeal to your public as--at very least aesthetically, you must appear unapologetically struck by cupid. Plus, misery loves company.
As far as fruition goes, I honestly have no idea what works. I mean, I know what works but I don't know what sticks, so take this post with a grain of salt.

I do know that a bright shade of nail polish makes me feel pretty. This is one occasion tomato red will only do, as it is meant to centralize ten reasons you are the bullseye. I really like this shade Asiatique found at MAC.com for $11. Any lighter, and such implies everyday affections; darker and you might not see day time!

Speaking of bullseye, there are two options to intrigue through effective eye makeup. Both are dependent on your look, so pair appropriately:

a) A smoking hot, smokey eye.

I don't work a smoldering eye very often. Ok, I do but not in my eye make up, so if you opt for the extra smudge, be sure to minimize elsewhere.
The key is to specialize the day, time or person with extra effort, yet remain every bit whom they invited. This is not a time to work a 'new you' but instead highlight expected progression and yet keep an anchor. Smoke holds suspense so let go through a simpler look such as a calming cream skirt and blouson top. Try this skirt from Gap found here in khaki ($44) or this comfortable cargo shown in gold from Victoria's secret ($40).

Top with a comparable Arden B. blouson, ruffle make shown here in pink quartz.

b) Doe eyed? Then tell a pushy tale.

This means if you minimize the story line in your make up, tell a compelling one by opting for pieces with a stronger print or detailed build displaying your will for more.
Try this currently popular cascade ruffle available in red or light pink at Charlotte Russe ($20). Release the heavy heat by leaving the top three buttons open as your skin will act as a neutralizer.
A bit more demure, this romantic antique print would be lovely tucked into a skinny dark wash jean and paired with matching heels (Kohl's $48). Or this boho tie-dye variation is a comfortable choice and will be a definite go-to in the coming months (Newport News, $13, hellooo!)
I do know that I feel good when putting a few random, soft curls in my hair or pinning and playing with a side-swept look. Give your hair a break from the straightener. ...wait. let me repeat that: Give your poor hair a break from the straightener as there is nothing prettier than a soft, natural palette that is reflective of you. Pick one: your hair, your face, or your clothes. As for the 'more' segment of the evening: I say do as you say, but be yourself and say it all in your look.
As for the other kind of pallet, that's up to you.
...And cheers, dawlin'. :)

Go Giants

2009-02-03T15:25:00.024-06:00

Was anybody actually rooting for a team in the Super Bowl this past Sunday? I typically go for the underdog unless the opposing teams quarterback is hot (or are brothers), in which case, I have a split heart. Such was not the case, so I was for AZ all the way. Plus, I do still have recent fond affections for Scottsdale...but anywho, my friend Rachel and I ventured out to a watching party she was invited to. We had thought to bail early in the game (seeing as how no one really cared about a winner), so I didn't think about 'game watching' attire. But seeing Rach's earnest attempts to dress in team colours, and thinking about not thinking about the game, I became a little worried how my pre-game, 'disinterested' look would go over. I don't typically care what others think of my style, but when not knowing fellow guests', combined with a themed party, a little uncertainty is a given.

Needless to say, we definitely didn't fit in, as we did not have cowboy boots on. Nor brought Coors Light as the choice of beer. Nor, brought a dog for additional entertainment. But the hosts were generous and fun, so we did indeed have a good time. We pretty much carried on with each other as the other girls seemed young (and drunk) when a random friend also in attendance loudly declared "What are you doing here? You should be in New York!" ..what? I'm just as confused, as she clarified "You're always dressed so...stylish"--(with a magic wand wave over my frame)--"...like New York. You would fit in in New York!" As much of a compliment as that is for me, no need to announce stand out style when it is clearly stand out! I shrunk myself down, embarrassed the other cowgirls would chime in with unwelcoming stares or a chorus line "Neeew Yooork Seeetay??", when another girl said "Yes!!! That's what I thought too! Very stylish!...You look like you belong in New York! Is that what you do?!"
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I don't think I would fit in in New York. I mean, the thing about New York is style is what you want it to be--anything you want it to be, as it is an overwhelming well of history and culture, skillfully defined in personal style, an inherent art.
But, oh, how I do love New York. I love the distant sounds that echo through the streets; look left, look right, and left again as you never know how the city can strike you. The 'busy', disinterested expressions of faces that hurriedly pass you by or the knowing looks that remind- no matter how sure you are, you are still a tourist.
It feels like a dream in my mind despite knowing it is very real indeed, but I guess I like to keep it there. I mean, New York is what you make of it as is Anywhere, America or a Super Bowl watching party where you are just as much a tourist. But like style, New Yourk is a place that satisfies an independent element: it is what you make of it. And I don't know about you, but I don't want to get lost on the 6. Er, in the mix.

Tiny Dancer

2009-01-29T05:50:00.015-06:00

Yu...-you, really should know how my internal clock works.
A couple months ago, I tirelessly woke up at 3:30 in the morning. Um, I had just gone to bed at two so that was a problem. But lo and behold, A Pretty Cheap Dress was born. Another time, I seriously woke up stating "That's it!!!" as, in my sleep, I had realized my perfect gift for a good friends wedding in July. It was December. ..and fortunately, my eureka moment was within the one year (after) window, so I was saved on so many levels. Point is, my brain stops for no one, nothing and it has happened once again.
Three-thirty this a.m. I awoke pondering my next ramblings for a PCD. Actually, that's a lie: I tossed and turned searching for the coolest side of the pillow, (both temperature and social status) when I realized 'What's the point in fighting restlessness..?' Well, one point was I am soo bored with wardrobe options right now. Honestly, I pretty much throw on tights and an over sized shirt daily or get even more fancy when I sport my knit blue legwarmers, pink (or orange, it's reversible!) skirt, and ballet flats as these have been my staples through this athletic season.
...Eur-eeek-ka!
OK. I get it. You're not quite ready to work some of the newest styles because you're still working on your New Year Resolution: "1. Re-enter Public When (over-sized) Gym Clothes Fall Off By Themselves"? Me too. But let's at least jazz it up.

1. and One! Let's get that heart pumping by sending the blood back where it streams from: your guts. Before you forge an argument against The Leotard, recall how unflattering--and not to mention uncomfortable, your Spanx et. al are. I have a feeling once you sport a leotard, you won't wanna take it off. Well, you know, until you have to.

This contrast body suit from American Apparel is a really nice option as a top or bottom. (I mean, put pants on. $36) Use as a base layer for chill days by working with the cut; expose the boney shoulder with a asymmetrical tee or tank-- or even casually toss on a vest. Buttoned, unbuttoned--despite what you might believe, the key is to appear undone as the actual statement is made in bold style. Opt for mature color blocks that will carry your look day to night, because remember, you won't wanna take it off.

2. and Two! and too bad this skirt isn't reversible.
But good thing it is very versa-tile. (Like that? Must be the sleep deprivation.) Available in nine different colours, ($28) I love this tucked yet undone look shown here with a collared, button up top. A "tulip" cut with extra room for the hips, this skirt should work well for nearly everyone. Yes, it is short, so pair with same shade leggings to create an illusion of length. Activate the use of pockets if it starts to feel a little full by pressing volume out. Once you are out of your workout clothes and into your swimsuit, take this skirt to the water as it is a fitting, easy-breezy touch.

3. And three! Dress thee! Although any of these dresses would be a fine choice, this boat-neck option gets my vote ($38).
Boney shoulder alert! Boney shoulder alert! She is still covered up with adequate room for more, but illuminating springs' best feature. I also like this rich shade, shown in Asphalt, as well as the pocket feature. You can do a ton with this piece:
belt it up

boot it up (notice the contrasting colour scheme)

leg it up (with neutral or same shade leggings)

vest it up (ahha, awesome vest)

skirt the issue by wearing as a long, full tunic, and chunky, hipster belt over the tulip skirt

or, my favourite ...
Flash Dance it up! with leg warmers (AA, $16) and gladiator sandals (Target, $20).

I'm telling you: when I wear my boots, I feel like J Lo. When I wear my leg warmers, I feel like J Lo. And soon enough, shakin' it like J Lo will have you out of these over-sized clothes and on to bigger battles.
Like sleep.

Ring Around the Rosie

2009-01-26T19:57:00.020-06:00

Ah, what can I say: the story of my life.
This past weekend, a friend and I ventured out to the Apparel Show at Dallas Market Center (fifteen stories to be exact!) I had never been before so it was neat to see the different vendors take on style yet to come. I was impressed by a line out of Hawaii (jamsworld.com) that had gorgeous, bright prints on airy silk caftans. There was also a couple out of L.A. (freewayapparel.com) that was on par incorporating blunt, checkered prints on frilly, feminine pieces . But I went nuts for a vendor that had the funnest, biggest baubles. I pulled a couple of heavily beaded, scoop neck collars to show my friend how one could easily jazz up a simple tank top, my anticipation mounting feeling very right about the look. Very bohemian, almost Egyptian, world infused pieces your daughter would wish to inherit. Talk about 'walk hard': I had the toughest time putting it down!
Then the S.A.G awards came on on Sunday. And wuddaya know, the Cleopatra collar is everywhere.
January Jones of the AMC series "Mad Men" was stunning in her Andrew Gn dress with a strong, gold collar.
This is exactly what I was pining for at the show. Ok. Let's just get this out and over with here:
the woman has fair skin and strawberry blonde hair. Do not say 'But I don't wear gold...' because this lady has a lot bigger problems than you! Do it. Wear it. Get the gold and any other variation of the collar.
Keira Sedgwick topped off her black and white vintage Chanel with a comparable Fred Leighton amethyst.

A little useless information this maven wishes to share: Keira is indeed of relation to the infamous Andy Warhol muse Edie Sedgwick, the mid-sixties "it" girl I could go on and on about. Check out this pic of the pair in which Edie sports one earring. A forewarning:
my next post might be in order to convince the one dangle is my next prediction. Granted, she might of lost hers on a substance binge, but I'm just sayin.
Any which way, Anne Hathaway declared she felt amazing in her Azzaro dress, also trimmed with a heavily, bejeweled collar, as did Eva Longoria Parker in a tangerine Jenny Packham. Though the necklines were lovely, I wasn't a huge fan of either as I think Eva's had too many ruffles (yes, I said 'too many' ruffles!)and Anne's just seemed a bit typical. But she was also decked out in over a MILLION dollars worth of jewels, so maybe I can get over it.
But Miz Park-ah did rightly incorporate another big look of the season: tangerine and pink. Laura Linney was lovely in Michael Kors single, shoulder strap, but Cameron Diaz worked it first at the Golden Globes (Chanel). It was a complimenting look for her but major irk for PCD: steam, iron, or press your highly visable look! Especially couture! Hellooo? Anything in there blondie??
But ok, I do looove the third look of this awards season: the single strap and off the boney shoulder look.
Christina Applegate rocked it in an emerald (eek) Emanuel Ungaro while Katie Holmes (er, wait--is it Cruise? Or Kate Cruise? whatev) was my pick of the night in Jil Sander.
Seriously, I've study this piece and it is truly a one of a kind.
Technically, this is deemed a 'cut-out' look with the slit at her waist, but the left shoulder drape suggests shrug so I'm filing this under "Illusion". Notice how the skinny slit allows her so much curve and of course that boney shoulder! It's not that I'm advocating cartilage, rather, merely attempting to reinforce the dramatic appeal of such allusions.

Thanks to all my sistas out there who are continuing to read the story of my life. It's friends like you that prove having a Pretty Cheap Dress isn't just a dream! :)

The Queen of Comedy

2009-01-23T12:34:00.003-06:00

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

2009-01-21T10:06:00.003-06:00

The Queen of Soul is now the Queen of the Bow. I heard there is a maker that replicates important celebrity fashions and I am ON TOP OF IT ROSE! Where to find on a dime to come...(Swarovski Crystal detail, Mr. Song Millenery, Detroit $179)

Avoid Stripping Down...at least in public: A Guide to Travel Attire

2009-01-19T15:15:00.001-06:00

Recently, I had the pleasure of accompanying a dear friend to Scottsdale, Arizona to attend the Fiesta Bowl football game, in which the University of Texas beat, er, played Ohio State. Really, I could be writing a post regarding how difficult it is to locate an adequate amount of Texas Orange garb for three days, but alas, this post is actually about travel attire. And yes, Texas Orange is an official, specific colour of which I do not fully adhere.
I've read articles offering tips on how to "Pack the most Punch" in small, restrictive casing, or how to "Travel Comfortably in Style", but not reminding how to "Avoid Stripping Down Entirely before Airport Security, Fellow Travelers, and Incognito, Airway Traveling Pervs." Furthermore, it was quite disheartening watching elder folks forced to nimbly remove their shoes as I suppose you never know when terrorists will recruit the elderly. And I can't even imagine what anxiety a solo traveling parent must suffer! I mean, I've always enjoyed people watching, especially in airports for regional or international style, but c'mon, no one deserves such 'self-inflicted', offensive humiliation. (Note, I'm sure there's some added charge in your ticket for the 'entertainment'!)
Consider these tips for easier travel:

1. Wear socks. Matching socks.

My first mistake upon said strip tease, was hastily pairing slightly mis-matched socks. Most likely unnoticeable to an equally prodded public, this telling sign of carelessness was my first concern, even aside from silently fretting over my socks getting dirty. Also, no one is excused from sweaty feet. There is nothing worse than being trapped--as either the fragrant vagrant or captive passenger- nothing worse than be stuck with smelly feet.
Unless you are Kate Moss with your own personal security check point, the shoes are coming off.

2. Wear comfortable, no fuss shoes.
There are two approaches one can take when considering travel footwear:

If you opt to minimize you look to better streamline getting through security, go ahead and throw some energy toward your shoes. BUT, in doing so, consider any time restrictions, gate locations, connecting flights, and anything else that could prevent getting there on time. Rushing to ultimately reschedule because you missed your flight is pretty embarrassing too...

Rather, cliche as it may be, opt for comfortable, no muss, no fuss shoes such as Liz Claiborne 'Bare Leather' Slip Ons which are available at DSW ($20). I am a hardware girl and love the gold links across the bridge. Or try these Coconuts 'Vinny' Ankle Boots, also available in black.
That added entertainment? Watching a 6" tall glam-azon reduced to normalcy when peeling off her heels. Personally, I prefer to keep my style secrets underwrap which includes heighth illusion. Listen to me, opt for flats.

3. Textiles over Hardware

Paper beats rock: this will be the only time you will hear me recommend less hardwear. After removing my boots to reveal (slightly) different socks, removal of my rocker belt, loosing my nipped sheath of a shirt dress, and sending my leather jacket (no, I didn't look like Axle Rose) through the 'see it all' box, I was still setting off the alarm. I threw my hands in the air for the three waiting feeder lines to see I had nothing left to lose, when the guard asked "Could it be your arm band bracelet?"...Eyeah, it could be. Clearly, hardwear is my second skin, but rather than holding up the system further exposing your fashion idiosyncrasies, minimize. Or just remember it's there. p.s.-that's a baby carrier slung around Gweni..!

4. Redefine the 'carry-all bag'.

Most carriers allow one carry on, and one carry all--a.k.a., your handbag. I wouldn't typically encourage over-stuffing a decent bag, but hey, sometimes it happens. Personally, I insist on carrying my make-up and jewelry as both are acquired collections that cannot be replaced if lost, and more recently, my laptop has been added to that list. Not only was I able to carry on these items in a sizable hobo bag, but also two 10 oz. containers of snacks, and much to my surprise a ceramic coffee mug! (I had stuck the mug in the bag as not to forget the gift and discovered it at the airport!)
I promise you, no one would have guessed I was packing so much--shoot, I didn't even know! But it is here you can maximize your look for all you are missing.

Opt for quality since you are packing quantity. An excellent travel bag should stand alone and is another tenured piece; consider a neutral colour and classic cut such as this spacious Sabina leather satchel from Urban Outfitters ($298). The taupe color is a seasonless neutral and dual straps enable many looks.
The braided handles on this Lux Tab bag are a nice detail to compliment the plum wine colour (Urban Outfitters, $68).

5. The last thing to consider for traveling in style is the weather. Going from cold to hot and/or everything in between? I went to San Francisco this past July, apparently touring during the cities' winter, a crisp 50/60*'s. (!) Didn't know that when packing for the trip, but fortunately made it work given the cardigans I had packed as cover ups. I really like this shawl collared cardigan or this scarlet-colored boyfriend card ($39), both at Urban Outfitters.
Just enough color, and simple enough to carry, later you can belt it for a more pulled together look.
There are many things to remember when traveling, but the most important is to consider your comfort. Would you like to relax in a soft shawl for the duration of your trip? Not sure the agenda and therefore clothes to pack? Think in layers. Everything you take should be cohesive--but should not be dependent on something else to make it work. (What if you forget a basic or get an accidental stain?!) As long as you work in layers, you will command your comfort. And assuming you know your audience, now you can strip.
Happy Trails!

GG III: Globe to Global Style

2009-01-14T17:17:00.016-06:00

And the moment we've all been waiting for...!" Globe to global style. The thing about award shows is, it's just as much of an opportunity for celebs to display a richer, more complex and intricate side of themselves. They are actors playing parts and like to play dress up just as much as we do! But do differ in that they have a team devoted to expressing this image; there is their publicist, their agent, a personal shopper- who may or may not be their stylist, their hair stylist, dear ol' mom...the list goes on for the number of people to take direction (and free gear!) from. As for the general public, we merely aspire to yield such concern.

Accordingly, the best we can do is as best we can do. Check out these awesome deals. Eek.

I really like this romper by Arden B. $78. The colour is comparable to the satin pieces seen at the Globes and wide, boat neck collar allows for plenty of looks. Top off with the menswear inspired blazer and a chunky heel. As weather permits, let the collar fall off your shoulder and only compliment with a short, single charm chain.

Um, hello.
Hello Debra Messing's emerald drop earrings $99 (!!!) Do not be afraid of these beauties. Wear with a lace top and skinny dark jeans, as these gems will draw exceptional attention and will be timeless in your collection.
Many Globe starlets flaunted full-circle dangles such as this one by Van Cleef & Arpels for Eva Mendes.
Check out these close comparison turquoise drop earrings found at HSN.com ($43).
Cruise closer to lake time in this silky, tasteful tunic print (forever 21 $25). A great piece to pair with black tights in early spring chills; later, let go of the belt and let it billow for a relaxed bohemian flair. Such work truly redefines art appreciation!
Start and stay ahead of the line with this double flap clutch with faux snakeskin detailing (forever 21 $9). Don't be afraid to mix up your bags as a simple change can be all that's necessary in tweaking your look.

It's not too often tulle finds it way outside of garments, much less less wedding chapels, but these stacked, full swinging skirts are so fun, wear them while you can. This short version with satin trim overlay is a very reasonable option especially at $18 (! Dillards's.com)

As for that blazer: you have got to have one. No arguments. Pick:

A) The boys' Ivy league cut shown here from Urban Outfitters ($60)
Throw this over any casual look to pull it all together or exchange your heavy winter wool for this lighter fare.

B) The mens' cut with satin lapels. Use your imagination: ignore the uptight secretary look by leaving it unbuttoned and roll up the sleeves for a "Who's got time for jokes?" look (Mangoshop.com, $40).

C) The beauty of blazers is yes, while many have a basic cut, no two are alike be it in length, detail, or color. Even so, many secure discrete charm in a funky, contrasting lining--a subtle detail to a rolled up sleeve. Find your favourite detail in a cool fabric, a popped collar, or just by belting it up for a high waist.
Or, shoot, just steal one: getting the gold can be cut-throat. And they don't call it the 'boyfriend blazer' for nothin' (Victoria's Secret $80).

GG Part II: Predictions

2009-01-13T13:32:00.010-06:00

Eeek. Sorry, I am eeeking a little bit. Predictions are my favourite thing to do. As previously stated: the biggest heartbreak in fashion is the fact it's all been done before but it's the reinvention that keeps it alive. Hence, predictions.

The Globes did indeed do just that, so let's look at how and what one should be on the look out for Spring '09.
A brief recap on the GG favourites because they were not the only matrons who held the eve:

Globe fav Eva Longoria Parker hinted to a waterworld on land in her deep, red orange, scallop bust, mermaid gown. Ever peer deep into the ocean or night sky believing you see more to the blue or black than meets the eye? Be on the look out for deeper shades, be it solids or in an artistic print. Right now, I am a huge fan of simple A-line, short sleeve, silk tops often found in rare, solid shades. They can truly be a stand out alone.

I love (love, love, love--eek) the rich jade leaf earrings Amy Adams wore (see Globe Favourites). Adam and Eve...the Garden of Eden... green goddess. Go green- it's here to stay.

...You're gonna think I'm nuts, but I think the hipster exaggeration on Eva Mendes' dress is a nod to...the fanny pack. OK, maybe not the fanny pack, but Marc Jacobs did include several in his Resort/Spring runway show.
So no, you don't need to swallow your pride and get one; rather, be on the look out for fluffy accents, layered folds and other such embellishments on waist-nipped tops or belted skirts. Also, look for 'saddle bag' purses with such frills that will accent, cover up and potentially make your look.

Thanks to all the celebs who opt for designers current or ready to wear collections over haute couture (custom made one of a kind). Ms. Gyllenhaal's spotted print was a full length version of a shorter dress from Lanvin and it's this kind of exposure that not only keeps Hollywood in touch with their public, but the public in touch with progressive style. Thanks Mags--you just made my job a little bit easier.

As for the other leading ladies of the evening:

Laura Dern was a winner for Best Supporting Actress in a Mini Series, but unfortunately the press had no pictures of her dress. Quite unfortunate as it was a black, sheathy number with a full tier black skirt comparable to these shown here.

I've seen a few of these from different makers and am in the process of re-working an out-dated dress into a similar skirt--I'll keep you posted! The tiers are an elegant detail that will work day to night, and because of the stack, will work also with both flats and heals.

Susan Sarandon was also in attendance sporting a luxe menswear tuxedo jacket, soft, face framing curls, and a long crystal glass necklace, creating a similar look shown below.

I'll break down the many ways one can incorporate these looks in the coming post 'GG Part III: Globe to Global'. But remember, you too can predict a reinvention. It's just a matter of doing it first. Best!

Part I: Golden Globe Favourites

2009-01-12T20:21:00.001-06:00

I want to preface this post with a bit of information regarding Pretty Cheap Dress. First, I thoroughly enjoy researching, discovering and sharing new and insightful information according to this forum. This involves constant web research, online memberships which include endless junk emails, a vast magazine library (of which I recycle when we part ways), conflicting Tivo schedules, travel (by foot or otherwise) and pretty much any other mode of communication in which I can pull the best of the best. The torment of a maven is staying on your side by not coming across as a 'know-it-all', and at the same rate, not be misleading or incorrect in attempting to assist. I suppose the reason I am saying all this is because my intent was to create pretty entities to connect one across the fashion board. But the truth is, it's a big ass board and Rome wasn't mapped by a memo.

Thanks to Kaitlin for reminding me the Golden Globes were on Sunday. I usually only catch the Oscars and Grammys, but the experts are right: the Globes are completely indicative of what's to come.

This post will be broken down into three parts: Part I: Golden Globe Favourites, Part II: Predictions, and Part III: Globe to Global Style.

Always a stunner, Eva Longoria Parker looked flawless in a form fitting Reem Acra gown. It was cited as red, but on screen had a deeper reflection leaning more toward red-orange. I've not seen that color before. Consider first glance the scallop bust line, drawing the eye to the tight bodice, then let's the captive loose in the mermaid train. Clearly inspirational from head to toe.

I think I screamed when I saw Amy Adams Lorraine Schwartz
diamond encrusted leaf earrings. Adam and Eve anyone? Eve-ning beauty with her gorgeous red hair...? Agh, love-ly. Just lovely.

Eva more, Eva adore, Miss Eva Mendes was full of it in her white volume Dior. Such a standout with the exaggerated hipster accent, accompanied by a circumference, turquoise necklace.

Kate Winslet took home two globes for Best Supporting and Leading Actress, and won many more looks in her black Yves St. Laurent column dress. I love the clean lines and angles in the bodice yet the delicate flow in the length.
Maggie Gyllenhaal was the cat's meow in Lanvin's spotted, single shoulder vamp. Hopefully this blue and black progressive print will be the first step in moving the greater public away from similar orange versions. Look at that layered shoulder...!
While there were many other winning looks be it outstanding dress or jewelry, I have to say Kate Beckinsale in J. Mendel was ideal in both. Ok, maybe I am a little biased to this look, but first, the facts (naturally). Not only does your host wish to arm you with the freshest looks, I also like to design them. This is a garment I created in late November:

Look familiar? Incidentally, I was on a serious prowl for a polished garnet or a heavy jade chandelier earring at the start of the holiday season. I had the look in my mind but none could quite capture my eye--er, wallet. Leave it KB in Fred Leighton jewels.
But, there is hope. First, Fred Leighton. Then Forever 21. :)

To Oh, oh 8, with love

2009-01-03T17:29:00.002-06:00

True to form, Pretty Cheap Dress is late. But I want you to think back for a moment to a time you were waiting on someone. Every passing minute feels like molasses--as if seconds turned tangible and is now slowly, drizzling through your body. I know that's how you were feeling waiting for this post, but recall what happened when they finally showed up: you were just happy they made it ok.
Hark! I present you a more than 'ok' list of my favourite nine* songs of 2008.
First, this was very difficult for me--as CSS would say "Music is my boyfriend." Like that sweet tasting honey, your favourite song can seep through your skin, rock your veins, and invigorate you into motion. How you dress represents how you feel. And how you feel starts from the inside. Do not be late: get these tunes in you now. Or, at least, be fashionably sooner than later.
*Listed in no particular order. And I gave up wracking my brain to settle on just 10, so I stopped at nine.

1. "Paper Planes", M.I.A.
Sure, the title suggests 'paper' as the material for transport, but musically, this song is the passport to anywhere. Culturally infused, this Sri Lankan born, London schooled, UK export captures universal style by creating her own. It looks like New York is the backdrop for the video, but really it could be any major city. From the hyper-active, dizzying geometric patterns to her two-tone hair, M.I.A makes it clear she is 'too cool to be a Rocca Wear model' ("Bird Flu", Kala) by backing up her sound with her funky style, and encouraging you to do the same. Any and everywhere.

2. "Flashin' Lights", Kanye West
Released early in the 08, Kanye West 'killed it' with "Flashin' Lights". If you have any affinity for CSI and the like, this video is a must see.
One will never question what a love lorn woman in heels will do; I'm just sayin', she spared him the heel. How do you know you're smokin' hot? When you hear this beat with each shift of your hips.

3. "American Boy" Estelle featuring Kanye West
Kanye West develops a temporary Brit accent by proxy, but you have to give it to him: the man can call a hit no matter the dialect. Every girl has small requests ("Take me on a trip, I'd like to go someday/ Take me to New York, I'd love to see L.A..." ) and British beauty Estelle just makes it sound prettier. Caution, aside from developing a foreign accent, "American Boy" may make you flaunt that party dress on tables and specify your tour guide. So I've heard.

4. "I'm Amazed", My Morning Jacket
The slowly controlled drum opening and delicate guitar rift introduce a sweet song that simply infuses appreciation for the things that are 'amazing.' Although the lyrics clearly state the bands dissonance with foreign affairs, the harmonious chorus line "I'm amazed..." makes me want to throw up my hands and rejoice for all the good things in life. Erykah Badu dropped in at a MMJ show and wowed the band for a performance of 'Tyrone'. One of the best shows of my life.

TIE

"Lovers in Japan", Coldplay
I was fortunate to see my beloved band in San Jose, CA this past summer visiting one of my best friends. The newly released "Prospekt" was our soundtrack as we toured San Francisco on bike and hopped around vineyards from Napa to Sonoma. While "Lovers in Japan" sets the locale in a much further eastern splendor, the melody lifts you in a hopeful, weightless air---we should call it 'The Chris Martin Affect'.

5. "Time to Pretend", MGMT
First, MGMT was the band of the summer. I was soo stoked to see them at the Austin City Limits Festival, but must admit I had no idea what I was getting into. This is how many people were at the six-plus stages festival:

And that is how many people wanted to see MGMT. Fortunately, I squeezed my way through a gillion people (the biggest no. you can have) to get relatively close. Really what I saw was the most bazaar fashion expedition I could ever hope to see in a gathering of a gillion people. No picture could captivate each and every persons individual and fearless style. Lots of hot insert-any-colour-here spandex, even more skin, Ray Bans (et. al) on everyone, suede sweatbands and any other neo-native headdress, and tons of Jesus shoes. Or none at all. One might of thought the kids all came from a yard sale but the thing is, a lot of times, much is spent in obtaining that certain look. MGMT sings "I'm feeling rough, I'm feeling raw I'm in the prime of my life...We're fated to pretend" and so do all their fans.

6. "Sex on Fire", Kings of Leon

The entitled chorus line makes it kind of difficult to publicly karaoke this song, but make no mistake, you totally want to wail it. (That's what she said.) These southern rock, Nashville natives have been around for a while, but 08 was their break-out year with "Sex on Fire". The tune ruminates discovery and the crescendo chorus beautifully captures the importance of...collaboration.

7. "Move", CSS
Ask any musician if being described as 'that band with that song' is bothersome, they might say "It's not if you're Apple!" "Music is My Hot Hot Sex" was featured on a coveted ipod commercial, furthering this Brazilian bands exposure. I also caught their performance at ACL and was absolutely shocked by the energy of this group. Check out there video for "Move"-- it's truly a must see, and take a moment to read their bio. Quite an interesting story.

'CSS' is short for 'Cansei de Ser Sexy', which is Portuguese for 'I'm tired of being sexy'. I concur.

8. "Put a Ring on It", Beyonce

Leave it to B to squeeze one more hit into a year. Seriously, this woman is nuts. Phenomenal. My brother was confused by this song: "I don't get it: didn't she get 'secretly' married and now she has this song 'Put a Ring on it?'" Good question, but really, do you think that a woman, men and women equally dream of has only one beloved suitor?

*B is also credited for the addition of 'bootylicious' in the English dictionary.

9. "Electric Feel", MGMT

Writing this post was difficult as music is such a huge influencer for me in many ways. I just love it all! But 'Electric Feel' was the first song I heard from MGMT and has been my main go-to since. Each listen takes me to the middle of the dance floor of studio 54, in a floor-length, white gauzy jumpsuit, silver marcasite encrusted platforms which float me near and far, my neck and hand bedazzled in chunky layers of the same jewel. "She got the power in her hands, To shock you like you won't believe..Ooh girl/Shock me like an electric eel/Baby girl/Turn me on with your electric feel."
And forgive me, but it just might be my ode to 2009.

Pink Is (not) My Favorite Color

2008-12-29T17:45:00.001-06:00

..I...am going to get so much heat for this.
I have spent the past eh, lifetime, hatin' on pink. Even so, anytime I would sport an appropriate variation, I would excuse the hue saying something like "Oh, but this is hot pink..." as if this would clarify my contempt. Surprisingly, I fell for the entitled scent from the House of Lotion, er, Victoria's Secret promising myself I would transfer the potion into a less humiliating container. And no child o' mine gets anything society has deemed indicative of gender in the hot topic hue. No Suri, green (my actual favourite color!) would have to work from Aunt-i Jess. But the thing is, I don't hate hate pink, rather, I think it's the bad choices many make (of which can be reverted by reading the 'Remix' post), in opting for a 'pink shirt' or what's worse, a pink Juicy sweatsuit. Just like you and I, pink wishes to age gracefully, so let's take the first steps together.

The first place pink makes sense is on your face. Here, Rhianna goes bold with the bright shade and a dark, deeply lined eye while Kate Bosworth works my favourite of these two looks. Notice the use of shade creating dramatic contour on the cheeks. Promising 'the prettiest bloom in the bunch!', Benefit's 'PosieTint' ($28) is an excellent long lasting, stay put option that doubles as both a lip and cheek stain.
While Benefit always receives high marks and is well worth it's value, Pretty Cheap Dress has many reasons to opt for a simple tube of lipstick. First, the ease of application is priceless when switching lanes, switching stations and switching purses in one deft move. The desirable dewy effect of 'rouge' no longer exists (it's all pressed powder blush or stain), so the variety of colour options is limitless.

Also, at a fraction of the price ($2) one can afford to have many tints be it 'Fragile Pink' or 'Snow Cone' shown here by NYC. And!, an extra, extra perk those stains and blushes can't offer is a tasty cheek for those unexpected Europeans as some offer a slight fruit flavor. Check out Allure Magazine's backstage looks for more inspiration. I especially like Balmain's natural palette for the season.
This light-weight sweater (The Limited, $20) offers many looks and will prompt just the same. The rich, pleat detailing is perfect with literally anything; feeling a little simple? Layer any colour tank top or toss over dresses intended for warmer months. Let the collar fall off your shoulder for an extra romantic touchPull double duty with another impending seasonal look: floral art nouveau. HURRY this all-silk shift dress (The Limited, $25) is absolutely lovely for Sunday afternoon excursions.
Support the deep v plunge with this superfine eyelet scarf shown in here Cyclamen (?what) Pink or compliment in Blue Glare (Old Navy $12.50).
My Persian wrap in a similar dusty rose colour has been an absolute staple through many seasons. It was a gift via a friends' travels and great to keep in mind as an elegant gift idea.

Diane Kruger tests warmer waters in this flannel combo.

While it's not too late to work the flannel effect, do so in moderation. For spring, I love each of these pieces separately: lighten up the look by leaving the blouse untucked with a super light wash jean and flat, brown penny loafers for a casual, day to day look. This Kensie ombre skirt ($88)would be great with an over-sized, off the shoulder t-shirt similar to this poplin cut found at American Apparel ($38).

Remember, as long as you think in tones, you are safe in the mix creating an optimal colour scheme.

I knew my fight against pink was over upon seeing this pair of pearls found at a local boutique.

I haven't been able to locate a comparable set online (I'm telling you!), so be on the look out for this simple, pretty, pearl popularized by minimalist Angelina Jolie.
This multi-bauble band hits all the rights notes found at Forever 21 ($6).
While I do promote the use of colour, I think my biggest argument against pink was the lack of options. Face it, wear that fuchsia ruffle once and you're pretty much over it. If there is one adjustment to the tone I might recommend which you can wear often: layer different length strands of the pink hue pearl over any monochromatic ensemble. You may be wondering where you can obtain this look; I have a feeling more options will become more readily available and affordable in the coming months, so don't be afraid to mix and blend pearls and metals as you build your pearl collection. Soon, you too may say 'Oh, but this is hot pink!'

P.s--My biggest leap of fuchsia faith! (Silk Gillian vintage)

Drop bows on 'em

2008-12-26T00:21:00.002-06:00

If I had to imagine the most delightful thing a guy would want a girl to wear, I bet they would say something like "A big bow. And nothing else." Seriously, I am so nuts over bows right now, I have absolutely no arguments to being agreeable. Repeatedly.
I picked up on bowtential a couple of months ago (yeah, I just did that, shamelessly), but am still not over it considering I think it's only going to get better or at least become more appreciated. I don't know if it was Madge's come back tour or sweet Coco Chanel whispers from the Heavens, but whoever, wherever brought the bow back, I love ya.
It's not very often in fashion one can confidently say: at this juncture, there is no wrong way to sport a bow. I know you don't believe me. I know you are furiously mentaling through the 80's (which, you just blame on adolescence) in every neon frequency, the words 'What was I thinking?' ringing in your ears. I know those infamous movie lines (courtesy every 'always-a-bridesmaid, never a bride'): "The last thing someone wants to wear in public is a big bow on their ass!" Listen to me. Listen to me: the biggest heartbreak in fashion is it's all been done before. What keeps the heart pumping, is reinvention. Or a by-pass. By-pass the ass.
Behold, the starlets that just might convince you it's beautiful:

Bet you couldn't tell that was a bow on her shoulder?! Here, Eva Mendes lets the drapey exaggeration do the talking with appropriate jewelry accents, as Charlize Theron opts for delicate waves. The shoulder feature compliments the drape and is a subtle nod to the au currant detail.

Even the ever demure Cate Blanchett loves the bow! While the overall effect of the lace, beading and bow are quite lovely, a modified version will have the same effect. This attractive bow detail on a heel kicks up an otherwise simple black dress.

A definite 'twist' to the bow, here, Marissa Tomei covers up with a multi-faceted take. The key is to incorporate appropriately so don't limit the look to the obvious. If you have a hard time finding (or sporting) the bow, keep your eyes peeled for a 'twisted' take, be it applied to the structure of the piece or as an accent.
There is no shame in sporting this necklace everyday so don't even argue.
Don't be afraid of these post holiday party ensembles (Dillard's.com), so lovely in any colour. This white, sleeveless Tahari dress ($128) is timeless. Simply timeless as later, you can remove the skinny matching belt with bow detail or cover up with a cardigan.HURRY, this any occasion dress is a steal at Target.com ($18).

This modified jacket, found at Forever 21 accomplishes the bow accent as well as adds a feminine curve through the cut. Start simple with this flowing top with pleat detailing(Dillard's.com, on sale $24), a classic touch paired with any bottom.

This clutch screams 'bringing sexy bag' (!) found at The Home Shopping Network.com for $25.
Most of the pieces I've shown are in black, which you might be thinking goes against the use of colour. A signature trademark look of the status house Chanel is a strictly black and white ensemble. All of the pieces I've shown will speak status volume-and Chanel, thanks to a tidy little bow.

Quickly, I fell hard for this bracelet (I first thought it was a ring). It says 'I was stolen from Cleopatra's tomb, single-handedly (or armed) charged the roaring 20's, and influenced an entire era today's couture only wishes to do.' Agh, amour. Lastly, and don't cha know I've saved the best for last, behold a couple of starlets that will make you feel beautiful:
I found these at DSW ($50!!) and absolutely love them. Pair with skinny jeans or lace trimmed skirts... actually, these are so gorgeous, wear with a big bow. And nothing else.

Holiday Cheer!

2008-12-24T20:20:00.003-06:00

First off, Merry Christmas everyone! Isn't it amazing how the air changes when you realize the beauty of this day?

True to form, yesterday I was scrambling to finish my Christmas presents. I had the ingenious idea to make bathrobes for my family--simple enough, no? Nooo, as I had forgot how much I hate working with over sized garments and excessive fabric. One was a plush, colourful terry cloth, which, on one hand was good as my hasty stitch work got lost in the fullness; also, bad because there were a couple times I attached pieces where they didn't belong! At one point, I seriously had the thought to just take the seam ripper and stick it in my eye, as I could feel my blood pressure surge each time I had to thread the needle. As I neared to a 'finish', the aromas of my mothers' infamous spanish rice began to seep under my door, instantly dispelling the Grinch I was becoming. I charged the kitchen to 'test' it, realizing joy had been right outside my door all along. And really, it's the simple things such as that, that make me appreciate Christmas.

Today, and everyday, a smile is the best thing you can put on. Don't worry: it comes pretty natural when you're the one to give it. :)

Greet a New Season

2008-12-21T21:08:00.016-06:00

Don't worry: I have many posts to add before the start of a new year, a new you, but wanted to get this one out well before the end of the fiscal year. As December nears to a close, there is good news and bad news. The bad news is, a majority of your winter wardrobe will be passe', so I hope you got it all out of your system. The good news is, now you get to mix up the seasons. Even more good news, given the holidays and tough economic times, you will have a broader selection of great deals.

Recall the 'Re-mix' post and the importance and value of your essentials. The best thing about the coming months (thanks in part to global warming) is there really isn't a wrong way to transition seasons. This most definitely is the time to incorporate old and new, experiment with bold cuts, and play with your colour schemes.

Let's face it: it's still going to be cold for a while, so why not lightened up your look with the all-weather, white trench, shown here at Overstock.com for a very reasonable $68.
I particularly like the length of the coat and how the brass accents toughen up the look. Note: If you are afraid of getting dirty in white, look for one with a higher rayon content. (My trench is 52% cotton/48% rayon and sssuper comfortable.) The split content makes it easy to clean, doubles up durability, and maintains the beauty of cotton.

I read an editors' note once that made the most excellent point: "The thing about boots is, wait too long, and all the good styles are gone, so I make sure to shop early." My only reservation with 'shopping early' is often you end up paying way too much and a Pretty Cheap Dress hates paying too much. Another fact about boots is, yes, while many of the amazing new styles are quickly sold out, many more classic (read 'season transcending') styles are held back until now.
Get an even earlier start on a pair of boots such as these AMAZING gems found at DSW that cross soo many lines. (Unable to post the picture.)
I particularly like the dual use of colour which is invaluable to your wardrobe, as well as the rich crocodile print. At $50, these would work well under both jeans and skirts and received 100% recommendation on comfort and fit.
I've had a lot of people tell me they have a variety of problems in finding a good pair of boots. For most, it's the way they fit in the calf area. Before you exclude yourself completely to the beauty of boots, keep in mind again the importance of the materials. This is a classic riding boot that will also work very well under jeans or skirts and is made of 100% leather.

Like your own leather, it stretches and breathes to fit your make up, ultimately molding and shaping out to be literally made to fit you--a bargain at $62. Don't be afraid to go for a pair with brass accents or an interesting use of materials, such as the croc print boots.

A sure bet to simplify the many looks of the impending season is layering with a basic cardigan. Much like boots, pass a good one up and you'll be waiting through a few seasons. I really like this one which comes in 'Chic Cream' (it's even in the name!) and for the patch pockets.

Another thing about cardigans is they are very reasonably priced, and therefore one can never have too many. As a layer, it's not necessary to wash often. Extend the lifetime by using the gentle wash option when laundering and take an extra moment to lay flat to dry. Also, look for romantic details such as this one shown with black lace, perfect to shield the chill in those sweet early spring dresses!
A little tip: keep your eyes peeled for the sales racks. Fortunately, cardigans come in a million styles and colors but missing out on a blow out sale to later pay in excess irks a Pretty Cheap Dress.

Hopefully, by this point you are feeling more confident going into the new season. Scooping up the basics at a bargain is great, but why not splurge on a couple of trendy accessories to pump up your outfit? I am absolutely mad for these super comfy, slouch hats, this one found on Etsy.com.

As a bag lady, it would be an injustice not to suggest an update. This time of year also makes it tolerable to handle a mid-size clutch. I picked up a similar bag this past summer at a bazaar in Berkley, California but am falling head over heel for this one found on a 'vintage handbag' search on Ebay.

My last recommendation is jewelry. Cheap, fun jewelry. The interesting thing about it is, it's not often you really see two of the same thing; therefore, you can't have enough! Start the season mixing different lengths of pearl necklaces. I picked up a cheaper version of this at Forever 21, particularly for the unexpected flower detail.

Stay pretty through these tough economic times by maintaining a discriminating eye. I leave you with these parting words: "What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly; it is dearness only that gives everything its value."--Thomas Paine. "No pain, no gain!" says A Pretty Cheap Dress!

Re-mix, part 1

2008-12-19T23:38:00.004-06:00

Having a tough time finding a 'pretty cheap dress'?

In this post, I want to discuss (and potentially eliminate) some of the 'dead ends' you may find yourself at within your wardrobe. Remember, the purpose of a Pretty Cheap Dress is to help you connect across the fashion board through wise choices, in a reasonable, cost effective way. This means thinking outside the box; a true stylist believes rules are meant to be broken! In doing so, we broaden the spectrum.

As I've said, I've spent 26 years researching what the experts say, and they all have a list of basic pieces. I'll be honest: I can't say I own one of those single, basic pieces to start with. Reason for this is pretty simple (as in, attractively simple!): there is more to the piece than simplicity! And really, that's what we mean.

Let's start first within your current wardrobe. Tim Gunn's list of 'Top 10 Essential Pieces' looks like this:

1. Basic black dress; 2. Trench coat; 3. Dress pants; 4. Classic Shirt; 5. Jeans; 6. Any occasion top; 7. Skirt; 8. Day dress; 9. Jacket; 10. Sweatsuit alternative; and for most women who can't stay within the lines, 11. an indulgent trendy item.

It should be noted, the jacket was replaced by the blazer, and the 'any occasion shirt' was replaced by a cashmere sweater. It should also be noted, a blazer was replaced by a cardigan, and personally, cashmere is expensive! Which brings me to my next point: even 'the basics' are trends.

Much in the same way we rationalize the 'right' guy, I want you to rationalize your wardrobe. No, not in the sense one realizes 'it's all wrong', but rather there is a time and a place to make it work. One of my favourite lines that I believe transcends comes from the critically acclaimed sitcom 'The Office': "...Angela isn't really a gambler. Andy isn't really a gamble." According to 'Essential Piece #11' we all most likely own many indulgent pieces and it is here where I want you to rationalize according to your wardrobe. Give it a gamble!

Like I sayd, (oh! I think that last glass of wine is getting to me!): there should be more to the piece than simplicity.

My 'basic black dress' is for a funeral. It has a high collar, lace neckline; even so, I most often wear it with a pair of black, slouchy boots. I mean, c'mon, if this is a funeral, someone's gotta be the life of the party. The point is details and/or how to accommodate which transcends the occasion.

Actually, I do have a couple of trench coats- most likely by default. But I suppose the best recommendation I can give is white. A white trench coat is a stand out in any crowd. A light-weight, all weather (at very least, thigh length) trench coat will satisfy hot (as in ouch!) or cold-- whatever your ensemble, a white trench will simplify and clean your look.

My drivers' license claims I am 5'2", of which I claim 'on a good day'. For many reasons, dress pants are not my fav. For some, it may be a high waist; others, you probably overload a pear shape with layers of elongated tops, which causes 'lump sum'. If slacks are a staple for you, refer to the 'fit' post. There is nothing pretty about too tight or too short--overall, an improper fit. Do not rationalize (nor keep!) pants that do not fit.

...I'm just gonna say it: a T-SHIRT IS NOT A CLASSIC SHIRT. As a matter of fact, t-shirts should be reconciled (FIVE is probably reasonable! Another thing we collect!)--reconciled to sleep wear or work-out wear (separate occasions might I add). So what then is a classic shirt? Your classic shirt(s) should be one in which you can build upon. One in which you can layer a comparable (in tone-contrasting or similar) piece that will transcend many occasions. Currently (remember, the 'classic shirt' is a trend) my classic shirt is a white tank top, a square neck line trimmed with lace that allows just enough peep through of which I can build upon.

The best advice I have discovered in regard to jeans is when you find the perfect pair, be willing to buy two. One pair should be tailored for heels, the other for flats (all form of flats). When it comes to your current wardrobe, much like t-shirts, minimize your basics. This list is about go-to's and you know what you go to, so rid yourself of the rest.

For those of us that haven't mastered 'every occasion', I'm not sure how to describe the 'every occasion' top. Here is what a stylista and every woman have in common: it's what makes you feel best, no matter the occasion.

Next on the list is a skirt. In the 'Colour you bad' post, I touched on 'matching' and the limitations it can bring. Much like colour schemes, a basic skirt should work in many ways. Any variation of the 'classic shirt' can take your 'classic skirt' to many levels. Similarly, you should be comfortable sporting a skirt whenever you feel like it. A Pretty Cheap Dress believes if you didn't have the option, you would be bored with minimal selection.

Although I intended this blog to refer to dress as general apparel, there is nothing I feel better in than a pretty day dress. Unlike jeans (of which I recommend you own two of the same), a dress can have many looks thanks to the aforementioned simple basics. A basic square neck, empire waist? Layer over your classic shirt or even under. Take it day to night with a slight heel or a textured wrap.

I've owned a variety of blazers (jackets-whatever) across the years, and have learned this much: yes, indeed they do transcend. Given their weight in content, a durable cover up will do just as much for you, even better as an accomplice. Not everyone appreciates this value which can be easily found in unisex; look for rich prints and textured fabrics. Proper care will ensure their value for many years to come and reinforce the value.

Clearly, Tim Gunn was hallucinating when he included no. 10 'Sweatsuit Alternative'. The problem I have with it is, first, I think the saying 'give them an inch, and they'll take a mile' seems fitting for such a relaxed look and those that struggle with style. Don't get me wrong: I've not once suggested to sacrifice comfort. But c'mon a 'sweatsuit'? If a simple don't do it isn't enough for you, consider this image you are portraying to a discriminating eye: adding jewelry--ok, no amount of jewelry--even matching necklace, earrings, and bracelet, will say 'I care.' I don't care how 'juicy' (or any other profitable brand) the suit is, it does not cause others to say 'Wow, that female looks tasty. Or athletic,' but rather "TACKY," which I might exclaim if I see you!

The point of my list of 10 essentials is to get you to look at pieces (old and new) in the indulgent ray of light you first purchased them, as well as optional here and now. Wait, wait, wait: it's not that easy (noo t- shirts, noo sweatsuits) and it's not that hard. As you are editing your wardrobe essentials, I want you to consider two things:

1. Have a specific occasion in mind complete with exactly what is necessary to accomplish the look. Do not create a look in your mind you a) don't already own an essential piece to build upon, or b) *will not wear.

2. With this occasion in mind, the piece should play a major role for the event. Furthermore, you should be imagining yourself at your utmost chic.

You might be asking..a lot of questions but recall the title of this post: 'Re-mix'. "Do not create a look you don't already have an essential piece for," because your current wardrobe has been your essentials thus far.

With this in mind, a look you 'will not wear' should not even come to mind. *The statement 'will not wear' is used to help you specify realistic future purchases to build your wardrobe, rather than position against progressive style. (i.e 'I won't wear that' as if it's not your style. Remember, you don't have any!)*

Now that you have your edited garment, ask yourself "Does this piece play a major role that makes me feel my best?"

From this point forward, you can begin to continue to build your wardrobe as you now know your essentials. When scouting new pieces, consider details to build upon, but most importantly, like most gambles, play to win!

Colour you baddd

2008-12-18T23:59:00.013-06:00

As in Michael J style. So baddd, it's good.
Today's lesson is about colour. As stated in the 'cut/fit' post, a well thought colour palette can take your look to the next level and is the second necessity to good style. Notice I say 'good'; remember the first rule of cuts, with one edit: 'Some colours will work for you, some will not, and if you are brave enough to work for it...' you had better be a master of the skill. That's another reason I found myself working in styling: not everyone has it--but with a little training, you can learn the right colour combos for your looks.

First, let's talk about how we describe our clothes: "I have this kinda-pink shirt, and it has this neck that goes like this, and it's long sleeve, and the material is just regular." We could sit here and break down the many ways this very sentence makes no one feel pretty, but alas, this post is about colour! Consider this diagram:

What do you notice about this wheel?

Hang on to that answer for a second.

Next, I'd like you to consider how we choose our colours. If you wore a 'blue shirt' or a 'red shirt' or any other primary variation, you probably couldn't read this blog (as you would be in kindergarten) or (again) be bored with your minimal selection!

Consider this tone wheel and therefore glossary of terms:

Hue- The pure color (for ex. RED)

Tone- Hue + small amount of gray or opposite color (will mute or tone down the color)

Tint- Hue + White (will lighten the color)

Compliment Tint- Tint + small amount of gray or opposite color (will mute or tone down the color)

Shade- Hue + Black (will darken the color)

Back to the 'kinda-pink shirt': consider the definitions of colours and how we describe everything else in this world. Sight unseen, you might believe the shirt is a shade of pink. But according to the wheel, it could be fuchsia or plum. Consider the yellow hue. The wheel progresses to lemon, a tint, and finally to mustard, a tone or shade. When we describe anything other than clothing, we often refer to all-encompassing, common words: lemon. salmon. midnight blue.

*Rather than a 'kinda-pink shirt', I want you to use your words. Are you looking for a 'red' shirt? Or will a red-violet or even red-orange shirt be more fitting for your occasion? This is the first step to a discriminating eye--'having excellent taste or judgement.'

Finally, I would like to introduce (or reinforce) colour combos, i.e. complimentary colours. The first and easiest way to describe this is to refer to the colour tone wheel above. The colours opposite one another are commonly the best combinations. Ever notice how sharp a turquoise necklace looks on a red-orange shirt? Not only is this due to contrast but also as a rule of the colour wheel. Also, the closer in tone you get, the safer the mix. Take it one step further and consider contrast. This season, pair a midnight blue pant with a bright jewel-tone top.

One last thing to keep in mind when playing with your colour combos: First, congratulations on getting this far. If you can recognize and adhere to the colours opposite one another on the wheel, you are well on your way to style (or at least for the purpose of this blog). I am often asked "Does this match?", which in my mind means "Does this colour combination work?" Whatever my answer may be, I have often found what one really means is "Does this and that match?" Literally match. Remember, as long as you think in tones, you are safe in the mix and are creating a colour scheme--which is the most optimal effect to great style. Remember, don't be 'that' girl who 'always wears black'!

First on the agenda...

2008-12-18T21:08:00.002-06:00

terminology.

A couple of things to know (for the rest of your life or until a season/designer calls for otherwise):

Not all cuts have you in mind. Some shapes will work for you, some will not, and if you are brave enough to work for it, that's another lesson we will explore in time. And I like you.
Camouflaging your most self-conscious features can sometimes actually create more of a problem. Tummy area a little full? Starting w/ a heavy fabric, then a cover wrap, a belt to bind, not to mention whatever bottom you've paired--you've created yourself a lump sum. Cuts. Fits. More on this to come.
Beyond the laws of cut, there are rules of colour. But another first: don't be afraid of it! One of my favourite stories to tell: I specifically remember (*another sign to consider in the long run of feeling good!), one early fall evening, I wore a vintage, lilac dress that had the most amazing, ruffle-boat neckline. The collar draped for a slight sleeve, so to maximize effect, I wore a simple, short chain, single diamond cluster necklace and light pearl stud earrings. After some mingling and considerate thought, a fellow party-goer said with a surprising air "Do you always wear black?" I thought on this later and considered all the facts. The answer was no (of course) but clearly I was doing something right. The right fit for the right function will work wonders, but owning your look will take you further. Don't be that girl that 'always wears black'!
Have no fear. Think of pieces this way: if you didn't have the option, you would be bored with minimal selection!
Whatever 'rules' or 'laws' your mother told you were probably set before the newest grande rule (comparable to my last bullet 'Have no fear'): Oh, wait, that would be: it's time for a change! Not everything applies to you! And because of that you are different. Special. And I like you.

Introduction

2008-12-18T11:55:00.003-06:00

So this is my third blog but finally about something I know. Actually, putting that into statement makes me nervous because I am one who will not knowingly steer you wrong. (That's a weird sentence too...)
After 26 years of obtaining seemingly useless information, I found there is actually a term for it and I am not just that girl 'who-obtains-seemingly-useless-information'. I thought my undergrad program in Communications Advertising would grant me insight (mom, read 'job') and it has, but not according to what I know best. That's another thing: when it comes to something you feel, what does it take to justify?
The purpose of this blog is to do just that: justify and connect you the reader to what you may not be able to obtain on your own across the fashion board; to show wise (inexpensive/reasonable) options to make you feel good according to dress.
I should note this is also a chronicle to a new career: total novice stylist. I mean, I've got style, I just didn't know it could be my 'job' and am pursuing it full force.
I don't know that I'll have an answer for you in every case but I can say I will tell you what I know, as I know it.
Maven: a trusted expert in a particular field, who seeks to pass knowledge on to others.
Thank you for reading and I look forward to gaining your appreciation for a 'pretty (cheap!) dress'!